I AM NOT INTERESTED IN INDULGING YOUR STUPID UNDERAGED FANTASIES.

IF YOU EVEN ATTEMPT TO PASS YOURSELF OFF AS "18", IM GOING TO REPORT YOUR ASS TO THE MOD TEAM FOR BEING ON A SUBREDDIT WHICH YOU THINK YOU CAN BE A PART OF.

STAY THE HELL OUT OF THIS KINK, YOU AREN'T 18 AND I REALLY DON'T FEEL LIKE GOING TO PRISON CAUSE YOU'RE TOO DUMB TO REALIZE INTERACTING WITH YOU IS A GODDAMN CRIME!

I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO SAY NO TO YOU, DON'T TRY TO SUADE ME, IM NOT SOME FUCKING PEDOPHILE.

AT THIS POINT IN TIME IF ANY OF THAT SHIT HAPPENS IM JUST DELETING MY ENTIRE USERPAGE, AS IM NOT RISKING YOU BEING A DUMBASS RESULTING IN ME BEING PLACED ON A REGISTRY.

THIS IS AN NSFW ACCOUNT AND IS ONLY TO BE VIEWED/INTERACTED WITH BY LEGITIMATE 18 PEOPLE ONLY.

MINORS IF YOU EVEN THINK YOU DESERVE TO BE HERE, YOU DON'T, COME BACK AT 18 ONLY PLEASE.

(I HATE HAVING TO MAKE THIS KINDA POST, BUT SOME PEOPLE THINK THEY'RE SLICK)