Allright... I'm going to try this again, apparently the reading comprehension rate is not what I assumed it was, and i was setting a really really low bar. I would like to thank you all for this, what I can now call a "teachable/learnable" moment. Some of this may sound familiar, but before, and I can not stress this enough, Before, you respond, please read every word. Please do not think that "you're the exception, with all possible respect, you are not and will not be" Sigh again, deep breath.. here we go.

We are a bisexual couple, just saying hi, we like people that share the same lifestyle as us, and say hello to everyone that's reading, we bless yall and hope you are all having a lovely day
We're looking to just say hello!

Please, for the love of whatever you call Holy, Do not respond if you just want a hookup
Do not respond if you think this is a shot at my wife, it is not. Do not respond if you are, not bisexual, that includes, damn yall have made this a long list now, I'm quoting here, "Curiosity, on the fence, on the line, want to explore, thinking on it, always thought about it, never tried but, I think you're both, are you sure" Listen, just don't.

You wouldn't reply to a job at a restaurant and then say " you've never handled food before, after you have your shift meal"

I dunno how to be any more clear. The nicest people you've ever met,

Illiteracy should be punished with time in a Siberian work camp with no mittens.

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