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"Hey hun, do you have a spare phone charger I can use? Mine just crapped out on me."
Sure it's in that bin beside my desk. No, not-
It was too late. I had already opened the small box, expecting to find wires and other miscellaneous stuff. Instead I found, not one, but several sex toys. My face turned a bright red and I quickly closed the box and turned to you.
Whoops, should have been more specific. Don't look so embarrassed, I'm sure you've got your fair share stashed away.
"Well... the thing is, I've never actually used anything like... that."
You have a look of disbelief before the sheepish nod I gave indicated I was being serious.
Oh... Never? Wow... Sorry I don't mean to be rude, I just can't imagine life without one. Maybe it's too weird but... did you want to try one? I always keep mine clean and I wouldn't mind if you did. I could even show you my favorites.
"What? No I couldn't. I mean... Are you sure it wouldn't be weird? I have always been curious..."
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