Howdy howdy! I love puns and I got yolks for days 😎. My DM’s are always open and I genuinely am more than happy to read your feedback (praise, criticism, or anything in between), suggestions, requests, opinions, answer questions, etc. And I try my best to be responsive, but I’m a stressed-out grad student with ADHD, I procrastinate, and my brain is often scrambled (heh), so if I don’t respond or if I take a while to, please don’t take it personally!

Now I’m hella nervous about this next bit because I hate confrontation, being stern or serious, or potentially upsetting anyone or coming off as unfriendly (in general and in this post), but there have been a handful of uncomfy interactions that have prompted me to address this (this only applies to DMs, and if we’ve talked more than once then this definitely does not apply to you, so no stress to my fellow overthinkers lol).

Lemme just start by saying that the vast majority of people have been absolutely lovely and have made this hobby way more fun than I initially anticipated, and I’m so so so grateful for that 💛. That being said, what I don’t appreciate is unsolicited nudes or propositions or people expecting certain things from me. I’m not looking for a relationship or for someone to play/sext/phone sex with. I like chatting and making friends and I live for praise, but if you expect or push for any of the bolded things, you will be disappointed and I'll be very sad and bummed, especially if you try to make that happen after we talk more or become pals—I'd really rather neither of those outcomes occur. (of note: this does not refer to sending messages about what you liked about/how much you liked a post or how it made you feel or what it did for/to you—these messages are perfectly fine and are super flattering). And yes, I’m a big flirt, in comments and with my friends especially, but it’s all in good fun so please don’t infer anything from it. (just because I do so with my friends does not mean I have to or will do so with you)

Apologies for the wall of text of seriousness but it’s been on my mind and so I had to throw that out there. There's only so much room in the shell 🥚. Will I feel bad about this post and delete it at some point? Eh, probably. 😅

Anyway, I’ve really loved talking to people and have made some wonderful friends during my time here thus far, which I very much hope to continue doing 💛 So please feel free to shoot a message or reach out or say hi, just don’t be creepy. Plz. (And if you’re not sure if what you wanna say is creepy lol, you can ask. Communication is key folks and I’m an over-easygoing lil egg)

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Lots of love,

Eggs

**edit: some boundaries have changed so I changed those accordingly