Hey there, I'm Dr. Daddy. My DMs have been a colorful place, full of medical, relationship, and sexual solicitations. That's why I'm here to answer all your questions and sate your burning curiosities that have appeared in my messages:

​

Can I slide into your chats?

Only if at least one of the following things apply:

1. You're an attractive, fit, woman
2. You're soliciting advice on some topic
3. You want to send well wishes

​

What if I'm not one of those three?

Then you will be trolled and I'll post screenshots of the aftermath to my profile

​

Are you a doctor?

Yes, I even put it in my moniker

​

Are you real?

Yes, I'm a verified poster

​

Can I ask you for advice on some topic?

Yes, I could populate an entire blog with how many advice requests I get

​

Are you interested in my wife/gf?

Yes, but only if

1. She's real and not a figment of your imagination
2. You have clear body pictures to share (face can be later)
3. You specifically communicate what you're looking for

​

Can you teach me how to get a bigger cock?

Venmo me $100 and see what happens.

​

Where do you find these women?

I click on every "hot singles in your area" ad.

​

The girl in your post, what's her name?

Sorry, that's protected by HIPPA

​

Are you interested in my wife? Also, I'm unwilling to share any pictures of her.

No pics, no shoes, no service.

​

Are you down for DVP?

The laws of physics say no.

​

Are you down for MFM?

Our office only accepts women as patients. Men have to wait outside.

​

I'm going to report you for sleeping with your patients!

Imagine surviving to adulthood and still thinking the Tooth Fairy, Santa Claus, WWE wrestling, and Reddit captions are real.

​

Are you into BBWs?

I'm into BMWs

​

Can I ask you more questions?

Feel free. I'll also update this over time.