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Just for fun
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JUST FOR FUN

If all the sluts on Reddit were huddled in a store;

The fuckboys and the femboys, the furries and the whores,

What delectables would sit upon the filthy shelves?

Some rule 34ers, and some catgirls, and some elves.

The CNCers chase each other with wails and fear and screams,

By commenting on each others posts “please DM me, please?”

The show offs flaunt their perfect dicks, their bubble butts, their tiny tits,

The BBWs seek BBCs with enticing silk and lace,

And maybe with a bit of luck they’ll sit upon my face.

What hedonism have we found, what sin do we devour?

Why not tell the whole damn world I’ve been edging now for hours?

Imagine if in one place we gatherer for a night:

The heat and damp and desperate moans of “holy fuck that’s tight!”

Such wonderful debauchery, a mass of flesh as one,

Lubricated fully by some pussy juice and cum.

Perhaps there is a world beyond my tiny screen.

A place where things turn out to be truly what they seem.

A place of sunlight and peace, of music and clean air,

Where not all things are ‘fair game’ and folks change their underwear.

Shall I climb the heap of writhing bodies to the sky light up above,

Seek escape from kinks and limits and doms, switches and subs?

Is there balm in sanity, salve between the lies?

Or is that just KY jelly dripping down your thighs?

I reach up to the light, I’m out! I’m nearly there!

A deep inhale and lungs can breathe, at last some wholesome air!

But then something distracts me, I return into the dark:

A pretty little puppy girl with the most delightful bark.

Sit upon my lap sweet thing, show daddy all your toys…

My, what pretty princess parts to share with all the boys.

You must need a big strong daddy to stretch out all your holes.

Just don’t forget it’s fantasy, love don’t hate (do not feed the trolls).

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