Note: This post is for anyone who wandered onto my profile and is curious about me. I’m not ready to post it anywhere yet.

Hello, I hope you are doing well as you are reading this. ☺️ If the title of this post intrigued you, then we probably have a lot in common!

So, I’m sure all of us have experienced talking to someone only to find out they weren’t who you thought they were, and hopefully this happens early on rather than years down the road, right?

Nothing is perfect, but hopefully the best way to avoid this issue is both people knowing who they are and what they want, so here I am writing a longer post so that once we get to the chat stage we can be a little more confident we are compatible. I just saved you a lot of chat time, right?? 😜

If you like that idea, then we’re off to a great start!

I definitely like the idea of starting off as friends with the intention of a relationship in the future. Less pressure, plus I’m in no rush, so we can take our time getting to know each other.

A few things about me:

My name is Michael, I’m 5’11,” working for myself from home in WNY. I have wide-ranging interests, but not too deep, so I usually take on the interests of those around me. I have the most fun while doing things with others.

No 👻ing. I can talk about anything, but I especially love subjects that make you think, of course! My absolute favorite pastime is thinking while taking a walk and listening to some music (but I enjoy silence sometimes, too), even though I’m a homebody, I wouldn’t mind getting out a bit more, as I love nature and just relaxing outdoors or taking a relaxing hike can be a lot of fun (nothing too serious).

Other than that I enjoy learning new things, listening to music, watching shows/movies, traveling sometimes, board & video games, reading, museums, looking around at arts and crafts, and the occasional NFL game. 

I have no major health disorders (mental or physical), but I do feel like I have mild ADHD and who doesn’t have sad days? I have friends and family who do struggle with mental health, so I have experience with and enjoy talking about mental health issues—you can be entirely upfront with me if you have any.

Personality:

I think life is a little more exciting when you’re open to exploring new ideas and perspectives, right?? 

I believe we’re all just here in life to fart around. I definitely value social life more than work life. 

If you’re feeling down and need encouragement, I love listening to thoughts and feelings without judgment, while providing a different perspective or a sounding board when needed. 

I’m a “servicer,” type and while I make sure to take care of myself, really enjoy doing what I can to make others happy. In person I like to give a lot of attention, so be prepared to receive it. 😙

When talking, sometimes I like to be analytical and question things. If you like to be contrarian, especially in a playful or teasing manner, and can get me to think, you’re going to make me so happy. 😁

I like to live simple, so nothing flashy, but buying practical goods that can make my life easier is where I like to spend my extra money. 

I’m also not private with the people I care about—I’m 100% an open book, so feel free to ask me anything and I’ll answer with complete honesty. 

I have to feel close to someone, but once I do, I have a “high drive” (I mention this so that we’re compatible here).

The best way to describe me is that I’m like a sponge. I can fit into a lot of different environments, I’m adaptable and flexible, I like to absorb new information, and I take on the attributes of those around me. ☺️

Therefore, I’m eager to hear from ***all types*** of people, identities, body types, life situations, and ages 18 and older, even 50s, 60s, is fine, so please don’t hesitate to reach out no matter your interests as long as you’re a fellow curious cat. 😉

Studies show that people like hearing bad news first, so let’s get some potential deal breakers out of the way first:

Cons:

• In person, I have a bouncer-like attitude, haha. Quiet, in my own head, and won’t be the life of the party, but I enjoy being around the people I like

• Can be an over-thinker

• Slooooow while doing everything

• Sometimes forgetful

• May burn food sometimes and hates chopping with a passion

• Bit of a germaphobe in public areas (it just means I use a lot of hand sanitizer in public places)

• Little fashion sense, but eager to learn

• Some anxiety with new situations, but I’m always glad after I push myself

• Will do anything for love, but won’t do that

…Still here? Great! Then hopefully the “good news” will clinch this!

Pros:

• Emotionally pretty stable

• Financially literate and dependable

• Working remote, can relocate

• Generally happy and optimistic

• Non-judgemental

• Loves animals

• Lives for cuddles

• In-between a dad bod and slim body type, so whichever you prefer is what I will gravitate towards and focus on

• Highly adaptable, so can be brought out of my shell to some extent

• Conflict-avoidant in that I don’t really care about a lot, but I love open and free communication to deal with problems when they arise

• Conversationalist in writing (if you can’t tell already), where I have time to think about what I’m saying

It would be cool if you’re also neurodivergent or feel like you don’t really fit in to mainstream culture.

Bonus points if you work from home or work part time as well!

Favorite Quote:

"It is better to be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.” ~ Maurice Switzer

Top 5 Favorite Bands:

Paramore

Fallout Boy

Florence   The Machine

Jonas Brothers

The Brothers Johnson

Top 5 Favorite Artists:

Abel Tesfaye (The Weeknd)

Christine and the Queens

Pebbles

Justin Timberlake

Chromeo

Favorite Song Genres:

K-Pop

Rock

Synthwave

New Jack Swing

Dramatic Soundtracks

Favorite Show:

The Walking Dead

Favorite Anime:

Dragon Ball

Favorite Video Game:

Chrono Trigger

2 Truths, 1 Lie:

I made it to the district-wide Spelling Bee, my favorite movie is Godzilla 2000, I eat once a day 😉

I hope this piqued your interest, and I would love to hear more about you, your passions, and your struggles! Feel free to message me or send a chat request.

Looking forward to hearing from you!

Michael