Here are few tips to increase the chances of meeting the wife for fun times!

☻ Make your message a bit more interesting than 'Hi' or your age and cock size (these will likely be ignored).

☻ Messages with photos of you are appreciated (Hard cocks earn bonus points 😈). It's nice to see what's being offered.

☻ Try to have an active profile. Blank profiles will probably be ignored.

☻ Be respectful.

☻ Don't expect us to run around to your house straight away. We have commitments to work around.

Our ideal candidates:

♥ Would be able to host locally or be willing get a hotel room nearby as our travel is limited.

♥ Be between 6-8 inches in length

♥ More of a dadbod build.

♥ Have good availability in case we get some unexpected free time.

A few points and disclaimers

☻ You will need to verify with photos.

☻ Any meets will be photographed and filmed (public release only with consent - Faces/distinguishing marks can be obscured)

☻ Unless you have a very large and spacious car, the back seat isn't an option.

☻ You can't have a solo session with the wife. I will be there.

☻ We cannot host, so please don't ask.

☻ She is a larger lady, if that's not your thing that's fine.

☻ Add the word 'Banana' to your DM if you've read this 😁