There is not much to really say, but I will try and put what comes to mind down on this post for anyone who even cares to read it. With that said let's get into it.

I was born October 4th 1987, making me 36 as of last October. I was born and raised the majority of my life in the evergreen State of Washington, mostly around the Tacoma Seattle regions. I graduated high school with my diploma, and went to college to get an associate's degree and bachelor's degree, however because these degrees are from a school that no longer exists those diplomas feel more worthless then a standard piece of paper.

I stand about 5 ft 10 in, 260 lb, long brown hair that nearly reaches my back that I should really consider putting in a ponytail more often. I am a chubby gentleman, but that is unfortunately something I cannot get rid of due to the fact that I have a hip fusion on my right side making me 4 inches shorter on my right side. Though I am broken, I am far from defective or disabled, I am still very much able-bodied and can match the stamina of the obnoxious.

I work as a security guard in Fremont, an area in Seattle, patrolling during the night shift which is midnight to 0800. I live in Federal Way, though the only time I can have any form of privacy is when I am at work where I am the majority of the time, alone. At home I do not have the same luxury of privacy, having two other roommates with varying schedules compared to my own.

This is not my only social media presence, that includes Reddit itself. I compartmentalize my social medias and certain ones do not get shared on others, such as this. This account is for my NSFW activity, where is the rest of my social medias are meant for interacting with friends and family. However just because I do not link them or share them here, does not mean that I am not open to socializing outside of trying to have a little fun.

I don't really know what else to put down here, I don't normally write up introductions even less so when I'm in as irritable of a mood that I have been in lately. When it comes down to it, I am a semi open book. I don't mind being asked questions, as long as the person asking them understands that I have the option to decline to answer any question I please. However there are few questions I will not answer, so if you have one by all means go ahead and ask it. The worst answer you will get is something to the effect of, that is a question I wish not to answer or something of that nature.

I hope this was informative, even though I doubt many people will even read it because I am not a handsome nor a charismatic person and those are the ones who seem to get all of the attention. But that is what it is, such is my life. As boring as ever.