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There's always someone into your oddest kinks on /r/dirtypenpals, right?
So if you're into some kind of vanilla, sweet, carefree and awkward lovemaking, I'm your guy.
I do not have any specific scenario in mind other than ideally we're in some kind of relationship already. We're eager to finally hit the sheets (or grass, or the beach or whatever), but you sense some insecurity in my actions as we advance further.
Yeah, it's because... ah, well... screw it, not this again!
On the bright side: I'm young, in my early twenties, so I sport a proper erection five times an evening.
Of course you could also be that perpetually stoned sunny hippie girl that just doesn't care to be caught in what appears to be a never ending loop of ejaculations. Maybe you're a slightly older woman who - in a streak of optimism and maternal feelings - has that urge to cure my ailment. Maybe even some kind of professional like a doctor or therapist? We could even be some group of friends or classmates etc?
Feel free to come up with ideas of your own. Or just be yourself. Just be loving and be fun.
Oh, and be prepared to be patient ;)
Kinks for this might be (obviously) cumplay, tender lovemaking, kissing, oral, feet (yours), fondling, anal (one can at least try, right?), (mutual) masturbation, maybe some bi groupings. Or just plain vanilla. Lovemaking, so basically everything non-violent, non-degrading, non-gore.
After all, summer is here - finally! Let's be lighthearted, let's get lightheaded!
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