I get it. My posts are all sexual in nature. You miss my eloquence, directness and overall ability to express my thoughts, ideas and desires in a clear, somewhat concise manner. I may abuse commas, exclamation marks and ellipsis but, somehow I manage to convey a lot of information without you having to ask exhaustive chit-chatty questions.

The downside of being able to clearly communicate my desire and stir your sexual interests seems to turn-off whatever level of common sense or communication skills the majority of you men responding to my posts have.

So next time you decide to send a chat request. STOP. THINK. Think about whether that opening message needs to start with - "are you still looking" - " hey...I wanna fuck you" - " I am interested" ( followed by ZERO details about yourself) Or any variations on the foregoing examples.

I like to fuck. I am selective. I am serious. I can read. I can converse. Your first message should demonstrate you are a potential partner at my level and not simply another asshole on reddit desperately messaging hoping for that 1 non- pro to say yes young man - I would love to fuck you because I have pitifully low self-esteem and you have a willing cock!