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let’s play a game! 🤭 either: tell me something good so I can celebrate you! 🥳 or share an assumption about me and I’ll tell you if it’s true or not! 😜
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100% true. I actually made a post about it I think in normalnudes a long time ago. I used to be very self conscious about it and I honestly thought I was the reason it was so big and I did something wrong when I discovered the pleasure of masturbation early on. I thought my pleasure adventures caused it to be so much on the outside.

It was definitely my husband that helped me moved through the insecurity. 💕 we just actually talked about it recently how super early on he was SO excited to pleasure me orally and it took me months if not a year or years to be fully comfortable and embrace it. I was mostly healed by the time my Reddit journey started but seeing the variety of beautiful labia and men and women adoring all of them definitely gave me the final boost to embrace them fully and wear them proudly 🙌🏼

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you’ll probably get to see later 😉😉

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I haven’t yet! 🤭 but hubs has a fun plan for us for this afternoon 😏

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90% for sure 🤣 I have close to 3k requests in there… sea of heys and dicks 😬

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see, my face is always in… just partially 😜 and it’s going to stay that way for now 😜

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we’ve thought and talked about all the above! We’d step into it slowly and we kinda know how we’d want it to go in steps but we’ve talked FFM, same room, sex club, full swap, and GG alone. We shall see what the future brings. I do have an awesome female snap friend though 🤭

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Trueeeeeee. Not sure if I’m fully bi but man the craving for a GG experience has been HIGH recently. Something yet to be crossed off my list 🥹

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Ooh that’s a good one. I DO have a lot of hot female Redditors that I truly enjoy 🥵 and think about at times 🤭

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I’d say this is true! A lot of people would probably be very surprised about my Reddit life haha

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I wonder if your suspicion is right 😉

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of course we can 🥳🤭

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Yeah people don’t listen unless you turn them off. I like having them on because I like the fuckery and I’ll reply to some of the ones that come through legit and genuinely but majority is like… you seriously think this will get you a reply. 🫡🤣

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yeah, Mr Bv knows something about that too 🤣

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yes!! I’ll celebrate on a paddle board for ya! 🥳 and seriously happy for your wrist improving 🙌🏼

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😏😏😏😏😏😏

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the world has been nuts… but YAY for making it yet another year. You’re loved and appreciated and wanted in this world ♥️ happy belated!!

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haha I know many have a similar thought. I guess time will tell. ☺️

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oh goodness, sending you a big hug and a beverage of choice as a celebration of coming to the end of this month. Make sure you do something nice for yourself 🙌🏼 and congrats on the win!!! 🏆

Hope you have an amazing long weekend and feel loved and appreciated 🫶🏼

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Sounds like it!!

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true 😉😉

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🥹🥹🥹 I appreciate you!

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naked >>>>>>> anything else 😜

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WOHOOOO!!! 😍😍😍😍

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I love being nice - the more we care for people the better we make the world 🥹

if you can make it a virgin mojito, I’d love that 🤭

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Thankfully no plans with no people besides the hubs 🙌🏼😂

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you assume correctly

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YAY!!! Thats amazing - hopefully it stays that way! 🥳🥳

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I love challenging myself with it 🤭

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yes? no? maybe? 😉😉😉

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so so many May birthdays!! 🥳 is that an assumption or a request / hope 😜

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I can neither confirm nor deny since we haven’t really tried this IRL but I SO would love to do a really good sex club experience 🙌🏼

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You’re an amazing friend!! That’s awesome!

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🥹🥹🥹🥹😘

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YAY YOU!!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳 finding stuff on clearance is the best!

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Actually, false! But also what do we count as adult life 😂 between my ex and my husband I never had anyone in between. With my husband, I also went through a very strong insecurity season with a really low libido so it was few and far between. Only the last 3-4 years my libido has been back where it needs to be and since then… true, I think 4 weeks would be the longest haha

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That’s amazing!!! Celebrating you!! And cheers to your manager! 🥳

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Yes!!! I love gift giving. I’ll think on them months in advance and plan and execute. When I have an idea… nothing will stop me.

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Since you’re celebrating, I’ll celebrate with you! 🥳 go you!! I know it’s hard work and dedication and I’m proud of you!

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titties I’ll let you rate for yourself 🤭 but I am a fan of them personally 😜 and yes, I like to think I am 🥰 shy depending on situation - I’ve actually gotten a lot better about being the full on bubbly and sometimes very sarcastic self no matter what situation but it also has to be the right vibe. If it ain’t, I’ll stay on the sidelines

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Go you!!! Happy summer break!! and of course I do 😉

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Wohooooo!! Closing shifts are though. Way to make it through!!

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Congrats on that!!! 🥳🥳🥳 any fun retirement plans?? and I will say true… but I can also have u/trashpandaxprs answer that 🤭

It’s true. She does.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! My Mr’s was yesterday! I’m seeing so many May peeps here! 😍 I hope you have an amazing spicy weekend 🤭🤭🤭

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YAY to a Friday!! 🙌🏼🙌🏼

and it depends. I’m naturally an introvert so I need to truly find a good vibe to fully be bubbly. But once i do… I won’t be shy at all haha

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😘😘 hope it’s a fun fun weekend for you!!

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So many May birthdays!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 🥳🥳🥳 Mr was yesterday! And actually I’m a watery Scorpio 🙌🏼

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Did you trim the bushes to make it look bigger? 🤣🤣🤣 (referencing one of my fave memes haha) and YAY for a hot tub!!!

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Definitely haven’t thought about it and honestly don’t know! I know you’d enjoy it 😏 so maybe one day 🤭

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Positive vibes - 100% YES. I’ve always been a smiley thing, from a little kid. Always there and always supporting and always accepting 🙌🏼 sharing… kinda? I mean, getting together with my hubs changed everything in me - he somehow brought out the inner “crazy” haha. I’ve never been that way with my ex but with my hubs, I loved sending him things when we were long distance initially. Did I ever think I’ll share like this? Not in a million years. Did it come naturally when I started? It surprised the heck out of me but yes haha

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INCREDIBLE!!! Celebrating you!! 🥳🥳🥳

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nope, still there, you can see them!

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I actually do!

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Me? Noooo why would you think so. 😂

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another May birthday!!! Happy early birthday and I hope you feel loved and celebrated!! Also what’s old.. I think 50 is where a lot of fun life happens 🥳🥳

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actually, not often haha sometimes! But I gotta be really up for it

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WOHOOOO!! Congrats!!! 🎉

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Correct 🙊🙊🙊🙊

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YAY TO NO PLANS!!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳

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🥰🥰🥰 I will have to say true to all of the above! It hasn’t always been that way but I’m glad I am where I am today with it all!

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Congrats!! That’s huge!! 🥳🥳 working AND college IS a lot - I can relate to that. Big pat on the back for you!!

Congrats on that!!! 🥳🥳🥳 any fun retirement plans?? and I will say true… but I can also have u/trashpandaxprs answer that 🤭

It’s true. She does.

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