Greetings fellow Oregonians!

(Updated Jan 2024)

• We are seeking some new, long term exclusive'ish FWBs! (And maybe some Lifestyle-Friendly, friends.)

• DM's are off Please PM.

• We post almost exclusively to the private subreddit r/Oregon_Swingers if you want to see more.

Guys

Let's get this out of the way first... We know about r/OregonMenGoneWild and she checks it out when she is feeling that itch. In her words with what she sees there, "If it's just another dick pic, I block. If it's a sexy and seductive pose, I may click to see what else they have going on." We learned long ago to turn our DM's off because of all the "hmu" and "DM me" type comments; which just end up getting deleted and the senders blocked...There's a million of ya out there and there's no way it's feasibly possible for you to 'slide in' here. So, if she sees something she likes and reads(!), we will contact you.

Quality > Quantity

This is something we've learned to appreciate and respect. We'd rather limit our experiences than rack any up that we'd regret or not be ecstatic about - thus, the long-winded ad we're putting up here.

Why we're here

Every once in a while our partners move, move on, or even find themselves sidelined for a bit. When that happens we go back to searching for new FWBs. We're happy to say that all of our partners in the past have left for good reasons, (new relationships, moving, health -err, not good, obviously- etc.), and we are still friends with them all. While our style is different and takes a little longer, it works for us and we wouldn't change it. Luckily for us, we aren't thirsty or desperate so we can be patient and wait for the right people to come along. Again, Quality > Quantity.

We're in that middle area between Swinging and Poly. What we mean is that, we are looking for more than what Swinging offers but less than what poly requires. "Monogamish", or "Progressive Swingers" or even "FWB Swingers" is what we've heard it called.

What this all means is that if you're looking for Mr. and Mrs. RIGHT NOW, we are not your couple. If you get "around", right on! We totally support that and love that in others. However, we're not going to be a good match for any nekkid shenanigans. It also means that if you are looking for romantic relationships, that's not us either. But if you're looking for besties - and besties you can get naked with, be your true selves around, and have some fun with- well, we're looking too! And for what it's worth, it's pretty obvious when we start talking what your goals are, what type you are, and what you are looking for. Just be honest and open. We like that!

About us

We are a super stable couple who have been together for over twenty years. We were swingers for a while (years) but had to retire our Lifestyle membership cards due to inactivity in the scene, but we do enjoy MFF, MFMF, MFMFF, MFMFMF, and occasional MF and MFMs - all with our FWBs. We keep aware of the LS scene and dabble here and there but it's mostly from the perspectives of flies on the wall anymore. But we would like to change that if you're in the PDX area! Like-minded friends are always great!

We are disease free, including HSV(1&2) and require our partners to be as well (more on this below). We don't smoke, we are light drinkers, and we partake occasionally. Our kinks are minimal but we keep an open mind and we don't judge. Compersion is big for us and we desire (not required) this to be big with our partners, too. We really do enjoy seeing the other pleasing and being pleased and we love it when we see that in other couples.

We enjoy pubs and clubs and all the normal things people do when they live in such a beautiful state. Our hobbies and interests are vast and we would love to talk about them with you! We are well respected and known in our community (read: discretion is a must) and generally get along with most people ^{but prefer to avoid others equally}. Those who know us would have zero clue as to our non-monogamous lifestyle and we prefer to keep it this way. We are professionals with professional degrees but we do enjoy the occasional "hold my beer" moments in life. We're pretty comfortable hanging out with construction workers and those with PhDs but lean more professional with our close friends. We are seriously a no-drama couple, so much so that we don't even watch reality TV - that's how much we despise drama.

We are open to different levels of play from soft to full but prefer starting with soft and going from there. Always same room (compersion).

Her: 44, 5'4", 110lbs, thin, blonde, super cute; bi-comfortable; gorgeous; exhibitionist; punny; professional; sexy af girl-next-door; uber-pervy; intelligent; witty; giggler; reserved at times, let's fuck other times.

Him: 45, 6'2", 190 200lbs; straight; handsome; athletic'ish "COVID-15" body (but not at all bad); a pure gentleman; professional; confident; gregarious; refined; intelligent; witty; personable, very likable; and a great communicator (read: pleaser that listens).

YOU

• Sorry but neither of us have a BBW or a curvy fetish, we aren't looking for perfection but, let's keep it a respectable HWP. Covid really has affected us all differently and we respect that, but sexy is personal and required to play.

• Smoking is a 100% no-go.

• For age, we prefer similar ages but it isn't necessarily a deal breaker so let's say 35-55? Outside of that range it's not about bodies, but more about what we have in common and all that.

• We are both really big on mental connections and know that sex is always, ALWAYS, better when we're all on the same page mentally. It's not just sex, but sexting, teasing, anticipation for sexy times, etc., are all better when we're clicking mentally. We are super perverts, especially Mrs., and that you have to be able to enjoy a good "doesn't this <inanimate object> look like a dick?" pic occasionally.

• In order for us to be FWBs, we need friends who defend science, human rights, and believe that the most powerful force in the universe is love (see how we didn't explicitly get political there). Oh, and neither of you listen to that pop country shit that ruined Tracy Chapman's Fast car...

• STIs: One of us is immunocompromised (organ recipient) and one of the things we've learned from others is how difficult life is when you start throwing STIs onto the fire. What may be easily suppressed for someone who is not taking immunosuppressants, becomes a constant battle for someone who is. We don't want this. This is really the number one concern for us and plays into a lot of why we are monogamish anymore.

The things we have listed and discussed are hard limits for us for us to play. If you don't 'qualify' or are uncomfortable or non-committed to any of them, we're incompatible with sex. However, the Lifestyle-Friendly Friends applications are still open (read more below).

Lifestyle-Friendly, Friends

If you've read through this and figured out that we are likely incompatible with sex, but are still thinking we could be a cool couple to hang with, (I mean, we kind of think we are) :) we are always up for LS-friendly friends that defend science, human rights, and love (see how we didn't get political there, again?). People that we can be open and pervy with is always fun.

Misc

• Verification should come sooner rather than later. Yay for the verified-only sub r/Oregon_Swingers!

• Poly... We've come to discover that even with polyamory there are a lot of personal definitions of this term and saying we are or aren't comes with a long-winded explanation. Ultimately for us it comes down to that we are 100% committed to each other as husband and wife and to our family. We could love our potential partner(s) but nothing more than what we do with our close friends. Love, but not in-love, hopefully that makes sense.

• If you wish for us to take your reply seriously, please put "Orange" into your subject line - it lets us know that you read this, took us seriously, and are still interested!

• Lastly, because it's been asked, we put this ad out every couple of years and update it as needed. Yeah, it takes time to find the right couple(s)/single(s)/solo(s) but eventually it works, or at least it has so far. We're aware of Kasidie and other sites and apps but they move at a different speed and/or have couples and singles who are looking for more partners than us - which is great for them, it's just not us.