UPDATE: when hubby called him out this assholes only reply was “LOL” Who the fuck replies LOL when you get called out doing something like this!!!!

Wow where do I begin! Brace yourself for a crazy story...

Typical start to the story (at least for this lifestyle 🤣) hubby posted a r4r in the South Florida area… We took our time going through everyone who messaged him and felt like we hit it off with a few. Our schedules got crazy busy and unfortunately we weren’t able to meet right away, but u/bbcbull34 and I finally met for drinks a couple weeks back and started planning a play date.

The introductory meeting started slow but I attributed that to “first day jitters.” I was thankful he wasn't a catfish and actually looked like his original photo! By the end of the night we were very comfortable with one another and there was even some hand play. He was a perfect gentleman the whole time and didn’t really give me reason to be concerned. When he reached out asking when we could play I was happy to get the date scheduled.

Fast forward a little bit and he booked us a hotel room... he works for a hotel and said it wouldn’t ever be a problem to get us hotel rooms for play dates. Everything was still going great but then as we got closer to the date he reached out asking if I could “bring booze” I thought, surely this guy is joking, when I asked him what he had in mind he said it was “to get him fucked up” ... apparently a woman in sexy lingerie wasn’t enough to do that to him... since I wasn’t comfortable bringing booze to the hotel room I suggested we meet for drinks before the hotel, but he quickly said that wasn’t necessary and we moved on. As I’m typing this I’m reminded how strange that whole interaction was.

Hubby also reached out and asked for recent test results, he sent those right away and that’s when I got the gut punch.

There were a few red flags that weren’t sitting right about his test results:

🚩1: I’ve never heard of the lab he “went to”... I started researching "AmLab" and "American Laboratory Cooperation" Nothing remotely close to USA, let alone South Florida. (I was able to find something in Singapore and something in Germany)

🚩2: Doctors name sounded made up... I looked up "Richard Weiner MD" and although there are plenty of doctors with that name all are in a VERY specialized field, and none in the city "CP" claimed to have taken this STD test.

🚩3: There was no lab contact information anywhere on the test results... Every doctors note, test results, etc I have ever received from a doctor has had some generic "If you have any questions please call..." This one had nothing!

🚩4: Lab location number also seemed made up... "Location 01" IF this was in fact AmLab Location #1 that would imply that this location is the companies "home office" so why didn't my google search pull anything up in that area?!

Even after all of these things I couldn’t believe that somebody would actually fake test results! But I couldn’t shake the feeling that something was wrong.

In an attempt to prove I was wrong and his test results were right I Googled “fake STD test results” I thought to myself there’s no way it’s this easy! But I was wrong. Quite literally the first link sent me to a FREE website where I was able to reproduce his test results with zero effort on my part. The only difference is (I didn’t pay for mine) I had less customization capabilities. This leads me to believe, since he is paying for this service, that I am not the only person he has lied to with these test results.

Obviously the date is canceled! I can’t trust a word that ever came out of his mouth. But if I am to believe anything he said I have his name, cell, and I know where he works! Tempted to order a “call for a good time” billboard

So if you are still reading this I hope you never have to fall for a scammer like I almost did! If you have any questions don’t hesitate to ask below, i’m sure through my rant I missed a few details here and there. Please don’t message me to tell me how different you are and what a good time you’ll show me... save it for a future r4r 🤣