IF UR NOT GONNA REPLY RIGHT AWAY,DONT REPLY AT ALL,PERIOD!!

I know what I want and don't want! So don't text me if ur:

-a slow replier

-already have more than 2 friends

-an attention whore

-a habitual excuse maker

-definition of "fun" is drinking,partying,etc

-ignorant(which a lot of u r!)

-inconsistant

-"just looking" to chat

-"just looking" for friends

-Too silly(it's ok to be silly,just don't overdo it)

-Unreliable

-Unsure of what u want(and have been that way for years!)

But if ur NOT one of them,just know the basic rules. If ur chubby,u get(and u don't have a say so in this!):

-A bunch of kisses on ur tummy,and chubby cheeks

-Cuddles

-To be babied because u r adorable and precious

-To be fed everyday of the week

-To be read bedtime stories(once I get them!)

If u don't want to be treated like that,then don't respond,got it? Good!

If ur skinny,u just get treated like a normal person. Fair? Alright!