I want someone to take me shopping for new sex toys. I really want a wearable vibrator, something that can be controlled with a remote or an app. Then we go out to grab a drink and try it out.

Would you try to use it to make me cum in public? See if you can break me and make me moan out loud in the middle of a crowded bar? Or would you just use it to tease me and make me squirm? Keep it on low, just enough so I can feel it and want more, but not enough to get me over the edge? Do you think anyone around us would notice? Would they be able to hear the quiet buzz of the vibrator inside me, or would it be the sound of my panting and whimpering that caught their attention?

Ugh. Another day stuck at work with my dirty daydreams 😓

(A redditor messaged me about this a while ago, and I haven’t been able to get the thought out of my head. We’d planned to meet up but his account seems to be deleted now - if you see this and are still keen, please get back in touch, I’d love to hear from you - or anyone else who’d like to make my fantasy a reality 😘)