• Gender and Age to the far right ----->
• 178 cms/ 5'10", < 75 kgs, salt-pepper curly (long) hair, full (salt-pepper) beard, green/ hazel eyes, olive/ light tan skin, cock size - up to your imagination until we share nudes........and then you are sorely disappointed but you are stuck with me because I am an amazing lover so you learn to live with it.
• Hetero-flexible, Demi/ Sapio-sexual, Bi-curious, Poly-sexual, Poly-romantic
• Alpha/ Daddy Dominant, Extreme Romantic & Hyper-sexual/ High Libido (Sex Drive)
• Pro Kinks/ BDSM, Non-vanilla
• Pro Interracial Relationships
• Pro 15 years Age Gap Relationships
• Pro Unorthodox/ Alternative lifestyles
• Pro Liberalism/ Contemporary & Progressive/ Free-thinking & Innovation
• Pro Traditional Gender Roles (Man leads, provides & protects, Woman follows, supports & cares. No financial/ sugar reference to this dynamic, only moral)
• Pro Mental Health and Wholesome Well-being (NOT in favour of pill-popping in the name of 'treatment/ medication', that is a last resort only)
• Against most Traditional Conservative Society Norms/ Blind Conformity
• Against materialistic lifestyle and hoarding glamour possessions
• Against Religion, Non-religious
• Against Procreation, Child-free
• Against Chauvinism and Feminism
• Against Domestic Violence & Abuse
• Animal lover, but against humans keeping pets for self-serving reasons; Pet-free
• Against Racial Superiority/ Discrimination
• Against Bigotry/ Prejudice and Judgement
• Against Artificial Intelligence & Invasive Technologies/ Pro Personal Privacy and Security

Deal-breakers/ non-negotiable/ bad psychological & anxiety triggers

• Any Sexual Abuse/ Assault/ Molestation, Non-consensual/ Coerced/ Forced Sexual Engagement, either in childhood or adulthood.
• History of or tendency/ attempts of Self-harm/ Suicide.
• History of any physical illness/ disorder, disease, surgery/ injury with big scars or under treatment/ medication for anything in the present or on any prescribed long-term mental illness treatment/ medication (excludes counselling and therapy).
• History of Substance/ Alcohol abuse/ addiction or consuming regularly and excessively in the present.
• History of promiscuity/ casual sex or more than 1 sexual partners in total and if ever attempted anal sex at all.
• Body Decorations (tattoos/ piercings) anywhere between the shoulders and knees or on the face (excluding the usual nose-rings and earrings).
• Into glamour Make-up and heavy Cosmetics of any kind (excludes Cosplay/ Goth make-up).
• Addicted to Social Media/ Selfies/ making personal life public online (compulsive sharing/ posting/ tweeting)/ too open about personal life with people in real life or online.
• Any interest in any Asian entertainment (K-Pop, Anime, Manga, etc. But Hentai is great) or addicted to Gaming.
• Have an Eating Disorder or are not Height-Weight Proportionate.
• Sexually Vanilla/ not Kinky/ not Alpha Submissive & Obedient/ not Ok with Bi-orientation (Curious or Sexual)/ have low libido/ sex drive/ fluctuating sex drive.
• Too independent/ bossy/ stubborn/ nagging/ comparing/ likes doing things her own way out of arrogance or stubbornness/ fussy (grumpy) about sleep (does not like to be disturbed)/ loudmouth/ gossiper/ show-off/ braggart or any bit of bratty behaviour.
• Needs 'personal space' and is not clingy & needy for attention or 'physical touch' is not a love language besides 'acts of service' among whatever else.
• 'Pro' any of my 'Against' and 'Against' any of my 'Pro'.
• Asian/ Oriental, Indian, African race (have no emotional/ romantic attraction to them)

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Woohoo, fuck yeh! That should narrow it down to almost......zero matches! Too bad but, it is just what my OCD/ ADHD existence needs, cannot 'settle', just not made that way.

Alright enough with the bullet points ya fuckhead......now whip out some good old free text that Redditors just loooveeeee wasting their time reading!

First things first then, don't worry about any contradictions in the above list if any. We all suffer from cognitive dissonance in the form of self contradictions/ hypocrisy. But I have got myself covered, have an answer for everything I say.

I have so much to say but typing it all down is like going on a run - too fucking exhausting, mentally. I am my best when interacting with a person, when typing to a person and not into a damn post like this.

It is obvious what I am doing here, looking for a fairy of course. The most elusive of them all. One that exists only in my head for now but perhaps somewhere on this thing too. It is the waiting game innit? Waiting until you find her, until you run into her, bump into her, dash into her.........and then plough into her forever and ever.

So, however long it takes, I am determined to find this fairy of mine right here on this thing. Odds are against me but like I give a fuck! After all, what is life if you are not seeking something elusive?