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make ur questions good or lese

gonna delete this tomorrow

*edit* if this hits 5k upvotes ill post a hangover vid tomorrow and not delete this post

*edit again* i did not think this through; i gotta sleep now. ill catch up on answering your questions first thing tomorrow, or at 4am if i wake up thinking about you all. dont upvote this anymore i dont want u to see me hungover

*edit yet again* guys this hit 5k upvotes well after i stopped being hungover. ill record a video but i am not gonna get hungover again just to fulfill this bargain

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im a businesswoman, if you want the full stuff subscribe to my onlyfans, i gotta pay for my mozarella cheese sticks somehow

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it was this dude, he was an architect and he seemed to be really insecure about the size of his penis for some reason??? but it was *actually* huge. and i was like dude, your dick is big. but i think he thought i was just saying that, like all girls say that by default. it was real wierd i think he had some psychological hangups about it. it was when i was escorting.

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sometimes, sometimes im sad. right now im pretty happy. id say like 7/10.

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uncut. infinitely easier handjobs.

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oooh theres this thing i did once - i had sex where i was sitting in a chair, and the guy tipped the chair back on its hind legs and banged me by moving the chair. i felt like i was going to fall over (i was safe, the wall was right behind me), and the sensation of falling combined with getting banged was absolutely incredible. i wanna try it again but it's been years.

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when im workin real hard i make a literal shitton of money. but i have adhd and executive dysfunction or whatever so i retreat into my life and sit around being unproductive. lately i make about 40% of what i make when im working real hard.

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i did, am currently dating him.

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right! i assume dudes have that reaction. i try not to tell dudes their penises are big, even if they're big. but this one dude's penis was so huge i *had* to say something.

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pussy you crazy man

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uuhhhhh it depends. ppl think im richer than i am, oftne. taxes are absolutely insane for self employed people, i paid like 40% in taxes last year. horrible. but ignoring that, i have not nearly enough to retire, but enough that i have a handful of years of comfortable runway if i wanted to take a break

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danced in full nude at the top of a hill at a party at a castle in france, on LSD, to the best music ive ever heard in my life. i danced so hard i almost threw up. that was peak human existence.

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oh yeah! i had a lot of lesbo sex when i was first starting out doing sex stuff. i got eaten out in a closet once during a party. had ten girl lesbian orgy, had incredibly rough sex iwth one of my good friends infinite_t at a different party, idk vegas is real wild

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they try not to think about it

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selling all my btc at $300

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yes, but less than you think.
1) smaller dudes tend to pay more attention to oral, and id rather fuck a small oral-oriented dude than a big one with no oral
2) i dont really notice size difference for 80% of men; its only the extremely small or extremely large that i have a different experience

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i have not but ill kick u in the balls for 1k

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yes, i have creative burnout with sex work. i wanna hurl my tits at you ppl and have you be like woo. i don't wanna do any more damn goofy work to sell sex, i just wanna be goofy by default. it's hard to combine it with sexiness.

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i drank this real weird thing, i have a built-in bar in the house im renting and so i loaded it up with alcohol and got this app and so ive been trying a bunch of new cocktails, this one has cream sherry???? and whiskey and some other things like st germain and it tastes a bit like cum, but really delicious cum. i'm normally ambivilant about cum taste and only am into it if im a lil drunk and horny but damn if cum all tasted like this drink i would guzzle it

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im drinking because being intoxicated is really pleasurable, ok? i am not attempting to drown any wounds or sorrows if that's what you're asking

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i have many! my favorite are the guys who seem clearly like they enjoy *me* uniquely, like as a human, where i dont feel like an interchangeable body. and if they also are really attentive and make me cum, *chefs kiss*

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i am attempting to found a sex research institute where i do actually good research about sexual fetishes. i wanna bring compassion into the weird kink darkness

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i am super sensitive to birth control, they make my boob size flucutate a ton

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oh it's incredible. invite only tho, just start rubbing elbows wtih the kind of ppl who seem like they'd be at psychedelic french castles and in a year or so you'll be in

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you mortals are not ready to hear that story

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no man i know exactly how this works. i study tabooness of kinks. i know exactly what ranking of taboo my most kinky expeirence is and im not gonna go around flinging that into a society that judges it as horrifying

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excellent guess

however poop is the one thing i will deny having

my heart goes out to those who are in fact into poop however.

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my passport?

i have a peace lily which is my first successful plant i grew from baby. i really like it

my laptop.

once the house next to mine burned down and i ran outside with my passport and my laptop and i felt at peace

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once i met this guy off okcupid, he wasn't very attractive but he was *real* sexy during foreplay, did everything i liked. we said goodnight cause he had to go, and i was so excited to meet him again to have sex. but then we met up again, i got all pretty and fresh with good makeup, and then... it was awful. he put in 0% effort, was totally different from the night of foreplay, and i had to do everything and i was like wtf did he trick me?

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the shitty thing is that if im trying to earn a living, the people that matter are the ones who pay me. it sucks and its kinda dehumanizing. it also means i fucking *love* it if the ppl who pay me a lot are also the ones who adore my quirks. those people are myf avorite

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I made a survey designed to find someone I liked; I asked a bunch of questions and assigned a point value to each one. I then contacted the 3 top scorers for a date, ended up going on a date with #2 first, and then we hit it off.

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when i was a camgirl, i started out *real* freakin quirky, you have no idea. but over time, i realized that i was making more money on days where i toned down the quirk and was just straight sexy. then i realized if i wanna earn a living, expressing my personality was not the way to go

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yes! It's made me more selfish. when i started having sex normally i was very worried about making my partner happy, and lost touch with my own needs in the process. after doing a lot of sex work im much more selfish and demanding - i wanna cum, i wanna feel good, damnit, if im gonna be doing this for free i wanna be spoiled

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uhhhhhhh not if they put it like that

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absolutely necessary for a healthy relationship

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SEAWEED FLIES. okay. they're absolutely bonkers. seaweed flies (or something i forget their name) appear to actively prefer sexual coercion; males have been observed to not mate with females that arent actively resisting. theory is that resisting females prefer to mate with coercive males, cause coercive males are more likely to give them coercive sons, who are more likely to reproduce. and coercive males prefer to reproduce with resisting females, who are more likely to give birth to resisting females, who will have stronger offspring due to mating with coercive males.

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im sure you know about r/bigdickproblems or whatever the sub is called?

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i mean if the opportunity were splayed out before me like a nubile virgin id be like, sure i guess. but nobody has approached me being like aella please be the lead in our feature film, so i have not done it.

i was in a film with jon h benjamin once. had a lil background role. turns out acting is hard when you're real intimidated by everything in the room

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i masturbate on approximately 10% of days, and typically have around ~3.5 orgasms per masturbation session. i think about my favorite kinks for the first orgasm and typically have a blank mind for subsequent orgasms

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i cant give too manyd etails but recently i had a scary experience, and a lot of people - strangers i didnt know - all offered to help me. friends of friends id never met said i could stay at their house, people were giving me free advice and time. it was extremely touching.

sometimes i really like posting, sometimes i dont. if i weren't running onlyfans like a business, id probalby go through spurts of like 2 weeks of no posting and then a few days of frantic horny-posting. but its a business so i have to be consistent.

I don't cook im sorry

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im drinking to replenish

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i have banged some black men! they were lovely and had larger penises than average, tho the biggest penis im refering to above was a white dude

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recently i accidentally cut in line, but i was confused about line orientation, didnt see all the ppl waiting due to a shelf, and insisted no i was actually next in line

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dude im reading this book on sexual coercion in animal sepcies and its fuckin insane. im going on a deep dive man. did you know some form of sexual coercion has been observed in every studied vertebrate species???

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we were drunk, she threw up while i was eating her out

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we were drunk, she threw up while i was eating her out

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yes. i've been recognized before, and have had to take stronger privacy measures

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we were drunk, she threw up while i was eating her out

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i think the effect is mostly that it narrows my pool of sexual partner options; it works well with guys who really get off on doing the things i want done to me, but it removes the room for compromise if me and the guy have different desires

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mozzarella cheese stsicks

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as an escort, not at all! in that context im genuinely delighted to be a first expeirence, it's very fun and lighthearted for me and i love sharing a first time iwth someone else.

in my personal life, im interested in more experienced, in a non-escort context im ridiculously selfish and basically only bang ppl who exactly match my kinks.

the diff between the two might sound weird, like one of them is dishonest, but it genuinely doenst feel liek that to me. i compartmentalize healthily and context strongly guides the way i feel.

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ive done some twitch streaming, but then i moved to a place with shit internet so streaming is hard.
its also exhausting tho. i am considering tryin to make videos out of some of my essays.

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its in the damn cutest bottle. i want my entire life to be a st germain bottle

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if u want me to open that link you're gonna have to go through my onlyfans, i didnt get drunk and do an ama on reddit to rate more goddamn penises

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lol ive been a sex worker for 10 years, you think i open imgur links men send me on reddit anymore? ive basically grown a sixth sense that tells me when something is a penis

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oh nice that sounds freaking delicious. im not usually into floral cocktails but id love to try that

I am poly yep! how i handle it depends on the relationship. its constant learning journey, always something new. I still get jealous, but the jealousy is increasingly fleeting/easier to manage. i still love being poly and cant imagine ever doing monogamy.

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im not sure what languate you're speaking but i like malbecs

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most are okay; usually it's just messages online like "hey i thought i saw you at this location, was it you?" i have never had someone approach me at random on the street, i think they feel like theyd be bothering me. some peopel *have* been very creeepy about it tho.

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its complicated. but for a simple answer, one where they give me a lot of money at the end.

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it did! everything was fine though it was super scary

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yea! i get fear of losing my partner and feelings of inadequacy, sometimes. sometimes its really bad. i just sit with the feelings. after enough time of my partner bieng with their lover, eventually my lizard brain realizes there's no threat, that i'm still loved, and it chills out and i stop feeling jealous.

theres also other stuff, like "would you really wanna force someone to stay with you if they were happier with someone else" and "of course youre' inadequate compared to some people, you will inevitably lose some games, accept it and move on" also kinda help for some moves

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id rather be able to speak every language fluently, i dont think animals have a method of speaking that i would find meaningful even if i understood it

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I have actaully devirginized a few people! i was an escort for a while (until covid) and had the pleasure of doing so. i enjoy being people's first expeirence, i am good at making things lighthearted and genuine <3

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i love jackie chan. I don't have a fav scene that springs to mind but i freakin love jackie chan. i once hosted a jackie chan appreciation party. he is wonderful.

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I'd like to! I miss it. I'm having trouble figuring out how to advertise, though; Onlyfans will ban me if they ever figure out I'm also escorting, so I can't have it associated with this name.

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ohh. i think i also tend on the 'appreciate the art, not the artist' side. i love my mom and she thinks gay people are going to hell, for example; she's a product of her culture and the attachments she has.

CCP does suck tho

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depends on girl obvs
but as a 'whole' and horribly generalizing, dudes who are kind firm, like display strength and protectiveness and good boundaries but also soft and tender towards the girl

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uh im not sure? "the only way out is through" is one i think a lot.

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i made askhole.io im here to get absolutely bukakked by the most buzzkilling possible questions

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im not sure you can. the amount i get right now is seriously beyond the point i ever could have comprehended. i have thousands.

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Star Trek. Tie between ds9, next gen, and fight me, voyager

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1200/hr

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i mean if you handed it to me on a platter i wouldn't say no

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sounds like you two need to communicate real hard about expectations and behaviors, it also sounds like she's not being fully honest with either you or herself about what she wants. id back off for a bit until you feel like she gets a better grasp on what she wants.

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i do not. i occasionally smoke weed once every few weeks, but not erryday. my throat is delicate, fragile, and excellent at coughing

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im not sure i process sex the same way other people do? i've escorted and that's been totally fine, i enjoyed it. i dont have the hyper-romantic super-bonding feelings during sex that some people report. i like really intense sex, the cravings for bonding i have in sex manifest in different ways.

my biggest creative outlet is probably writing, though i haven't done a lot of that lately

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bruh my account age is way older than onlyfans

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the ones who were upfront, were upfront; i didnt know about the ones who weren't

some did ask me to teach. i prefer just discovery/exploration, not teaching. having good sex is about learning about yourself, and i cant teach you yourself; i can just be there with you as you figure out your own reactions to being in connection with another person

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not a lot but i liked FMA

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i've had a micro or two! the dudes were real good sports about it

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i hate to say the most unoriginal answer on the planet but honestly suit

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yay!
im not sure what bands i like most. if you'd like, i have a popular playlist i've been cultivating for years for acid. ive done a huge amount of acid and now when i hear a song i think woudl be uniquely good for acid i put it on here, and then when i do acid i listen to the playlist and remove the songs that ended up not being good for acid https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4dmGzrDcSFwQIgwx882Sv0?si=b466f1d7b9824aea

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50 ants, stuff em in a pill and take em. really id hire someone else ot do it for me

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had a fuckin asshole make me fear for my life, once. he pressured me to drink too much, then pushed past the time i was supposed to leave and choked and hurt and insulted me a lot during sex.

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oh yeah, several. i've also been in more than 3somes; foursomes, some orgies, idk i lose count

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I do not, I have plants to substitue. i love cats but im allergic; i also travel too frequently to be able to care for a pet.

my fav animal is orangutangs, right now

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wait am i out of the loop why does reddit hate dear old jackie

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yeah! I"ve spent quite a bit of time in europe. i like berlin a lot, but rn portugal seems like the place to be. everyone's moving there

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my one ex had honkers. just, old-man-style dangling honkers. was like billiard balls in socks. coulda knocked someone out with them

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check out tryst.link!

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Unclear. Ppl tell me i will want kids so i am preparing my life as though the urge will hit me. I do not currently want kids

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what kinda religion?

im... buddhist-lite? i've got my own thing goin on that maps a bit onto zen. I'm deeply satisfied with it.

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Before it happened, I was terrified. But turns out people see you naked and the world keeps turning, and you keep waking up and eating breakfast and doing your life and going to sleep again, and then you're like huh, what was I so scared about?

It's been nearly ten years since I started sex work and it's so normal to be seen naked I don't feel it anymore. Exposure therapy!

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uhhh i think around 13?

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less so. should i re-up?

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in his 70s

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since i was 20 years old. I like making the stuff that feels like I *have* to make it; inspiration strikes and im like o god i cant rest until i put it into action. e.g., the gnomes.

my end goal is to retire and run a sex research institute

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many times

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dude youre on my reddit page, just scroll. or go to my onlyfans if you want more explicit stuff

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my dad, he's kinda a jerk

and yes i'm still super close with them! I talk with tasha and kate every day still.

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i go back and forth between wine and spirits. or by spirits i mean cocktails. i prefer whiskey in my cocktailas

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i actually am not super into spanking, but i do like other bdsm stuff quite a bit!

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whiskey

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i lose my absolute shit over one of those goat cheese dessert things

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a little bit! i've done shrooms about 5 times and MDMA about 6 or 7; both are great, though I like shrooms the least.

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what's the meaning of life according to who?

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in "a billion wicked thoughts" this trope is referred to as "the taming of the wild coconut", the alpha that turns soft for the heroine

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ive banged about ~35 for free and way more than that for paid

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after months of hunting, i got some real high quality pieces from the brand Lunya and now i wear them constantly

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thanks! i'm not super sure how grants work, but i'm wary of anything that will place restrictions on my work or force me to get approval from ethics boards

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i do feel a certain degree of famous, and it's pretty weird. i do know some famous people, and there's an uncomfortable tension between feeling struck by their fame and also between not wanting other people to be struck by mine

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the fountain

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smokier the better

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i was homeschooled k-12, my parents were insane but i still think homeschooling was the best thing for me, i'm planning on homeschooling my kids

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i have done some of that, but many years in the past! Im planning on doin a lil cosplay coming up, don't have oil plans. it's just so messy!

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uh not sure. probably?

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both? a combo? the distinction is unclear. i often travel for networky type things.

orangutang males have a separate stage of development; after adulthood they stay small if there's another dominatn male around, and then grow into 'full adult' mode after thye're the only dude around. also they have sex like humans

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