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Slut for hire (2 guys in a car)
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Title sounds like I did 2 guys at the same time in a car, but I didn't. I would have, but I'll explain later. I did them (one each) on separate occasions, but they were friends of each other in the same car. This memory isn't as clear as most of the others, but I'll tell it as best as I remember it...

One of the other times I was walking around, a car pulled up and the passenger hollered at me "Hey, can I ask for directions?" I looked at him "Sure. Whatcha need?" He said "Which way is the best to go to get to your creamy center?" The driver freaks out a bit sayin "OMG! You just gonna ask like that out loud?" Passenger says "Yep", I'm laughing cuz it was funny.

Two guys in a car, the driver is early 20s, and the passenger is around 40. They were friends and (as they later told me) worked at the same place, knew each other was gay but never did anything with each other. Anyway, I don't remember their names, so I'll call passenger dude1, and the driver dude2.

I ask dude1 "How do you know I'm not working undercover and am going to arrest you for propositioning me?" Dude2 is freaking out bad, and dude1 says calmly "I didn't proposition you, I just asked how to get to your creamy center. We never mentioned any money exchange for services, and I can tell you're not a cop." I said "You've done your homework. Nice." He says "So, how do I get there?" I said "Well, I'll have to get in the car to give you better directions. But... My MapQuest isn't free. There's a rental fee for using the service." He said "No problem, I got it covered." So I get in the backseat and dude2 starts driving around. Dude1 is turned to face me.

I can't remember all the convos between me, dudes 1 and 2, but that's where I found out about them being friends for a few years, they knew they were gay, didn't do anything with each other. They lived in a smaller town North of the city I lived in, and this was their first time out "looking for action" because they were bored and thought "why not". And dude1 thought I was the hottest thing next to his friend, to which his friend dude2 said "I didn't know you thought of me like that." They talked back and forth a bit about always wanted to, never did, yada yada. So I said "Well, if y'all have the time and money, the 3 of us could hit a motel room for the night and just drain each other all night long." Dude1 loved the idea, dude2 is coming unglued - poor guy so inexperienced about stuff, his nerves were tearing him up. But they weren't prepared for an all-nighter, so the idea got passed up.

We pull into a rarely used parking area under an overpass, and dude1 says "I just want to suck you off and eat your cum." I looked at dude2 and said "What will you be doing baby? Jerking him while he sucks?" He's speechless with a silly look on his face. Found out later why...

So I look at dude1 and say "Sure. $40 and I'm your buffet." He whips out $40, hands it to me, and says "Show me that cock." I whip it out and put one leg through the space between the front seats so I'm closer to dude1, dude2 is staring at my cock, dude1 leans over and goes right to it. And he's damn good at it too, got me moaning right away and I'm staring in dude2's eyes. In between moans, I say to dude2 "Pull that cock out and I'll stroke it for you while you watch him eat me." Dude1 says "Hell yea, I'll clean it up when you blow" and dude2 is red in the face, fidgiting wildly, scooting away from us saying "NO no, no, no, no." I said "Oh well, your loss" and ask dude1 "Can I move my hips baby?" He says "Hell yea, fuck my mouth!" So I did and he loved it. Wasn't long before I blew and dude1 sucked it all down.

We settle down and get back in our seats (more or less) properly, and I ask dude1 "Well, how was it?" He said "That's the sweetest cum I've ever tasted. What's your secret?" I said "I don't smoke" (I actually didn't at the time, I do now tho), "and I drink a lot of Gatorade." He said "Well, it works and I wouldn't mind drinking you all the time!" I look at dude2 and say "You ok? You seemed a little out of sorts there." Dude2 looks at his friend, looks at me, looks back to his friend and says "I've never done anything with anyone, anywhere. It was just my nerves is all." I look at dude1 and said as cutely as I could "Oooh, a virgin! Sounds like someone needs to get off. C'mon baby, whip it out and I'll break your V card for free." Dude1 said "Shit! I'll help!" Dude2 gets all fidgety again "NO no, no no. I'll take care of it when we get home. It's ok, really." Dude1 apparently was looking at dude2's crotch because he said "Damn you're wet. Are you that horny?" Dude2 looks down, like he's in shame.

"Yes and no. I'm horny as fuck, but, but..." I stick my head over the seat and look at his crotch and I see how big the wet spot is. I said to dude2 "Oh. OH. Damn, did you cum baby? Can I play with it and use it as lube to stroke that virgin cock?" He gets fidgety again and says "NO. STOP. PLEASE." I said "Are you gonna cum again? I wanna watch you spurt. I wanna see that cock throb your cum all over." He's dying and crying "Please for fuck's sake! I'm already embarrassed. I don't want to make a bigger mess than I have already. Please." So I stop, look at dude1 and say to them both "I'm sorry." I look at dude2 and say "But you really need to get some release. Blueballs are a bitch." Dude1 says to him "I could help you release..." and they have a conversation about never having thought about it, but are now, yada yada. They talked a good while. Finally they decide to leave and tell me they'll be back the next weekend.

The next day however, dude2 finds me, and he's alone. I walk up to the car, notice it's just him and I say "Where's your buddy?" Dude2 says "He doesn't know I'm out here. I don't even know why I came here really." I said "For me to play with that cock?" He laughed, but nervously. I said "Are we gonna do anything? Want me in the car?" He thinks for a minute and says "Get in, we'll talk." So I do and he drives around a bit. I can't remember all of what was said, but the just of it is he's basically a virgin, never messed with another guy nor been messed with. Him and dude1 never did anything. I tried to talk him into letting me at least jerk him, but he was too nervous/scared. Poor guy. He drops me off and leaves saying "We'll be back on the weekend like he said" and left.

The next day (still not the weekend) guess who I see? Dude2 by himself again. I walk up, lean in the passenger window and say "I'll cut you a first time deal. $20 and I'll suck or jerk you off to get you past your nerves. You really need to cum if you're this wound up all the time." He says "Get in", I do, and he drives around, and we talk more about him, his life, he's scared, been beat up because he's gay, so on. I'm trying to be friendly listening, offering advice, etc trying to calm him down. Ain't working. So I put my hand on his thigh and say "You'll feel better once you feel my tongue sliding up and down your cock." He almost wrecked. His eyes are huge and he's panicked telling me "NO! STOP! IM ABOUT TO CUM ALREADY!" I'll admit, it was cute seeing him like that, and it turned me on. The devil came out and I said "Oh god baby I want to feel that hard cock throbbing load after load in my mouth." He actually swerved bad in the road trying to not cum. "STAHPP!" he said, so I did. I said "Take me somewhere. ANYwhere. You need to get rid of that problem."

We find a back road to an abandoned area that was bulldozed and grown over with trees and bushes. He says "Will this work?" I said "Perfect. We'll get out, you whip it out, and I'll handle the rest." So we get out, he leans against the car, but doesn't pull anything out nor drop his pants. I said "Are you still scared?" and I pulled mine out showing him how hard I was, walking towards him so he can touch it or whatever. He panicked again "NO! WAIT! I'm trying not to cum yet!" Poor guy really needed to lose his load. I was worried he'd pass out or something. After a few minutes, he finally drops his pants, I look at him and say "Ready? I'm not going to hurt you." He says "It's not that, I've just never done anything like this and it's scary." I said "You're scared? Of what? Falling in love?" He laughed and said "I don't know." I said "All you have to do is stand there. I'll make you cum, and we're done if that's all you want." He said "It won't take long." I said "And that's ok. You don't need to last 6 hours or anything. Besides, you couldn't afford me if it went that long." He laughed and said "Ok, ok."

I walk up to him, kneel down, put my hands on his ass and start licking him from his balls, up his shaft to the head. He said "SHIT!" and pushed my head away and blew a load like I've never seen. Dude blew a pornload of cum. I swear it shot 10 feet away, and 6 ropes of it. Had he not pushed me away, I'd have looked like someone dumped a jar of mayonnaise on me. I wanted to hold his cock and have my mouth on his shaft to feel that power. I was fascinated by his cumshot. I finally said "Damn, you woulda killed me with that cannon." He said nothing. I looked at him and said "Are you ok?" He's breathing heavy, and says "I. Almost. Passed. Out." I said "Well THAT ain't good. You need to get off more often. I'll give you a minute to get yourself together, and I'm gonna suck another load out of you." He moaned, throbbed, and two more ropes came out. This guy... good thing he's gay or he'd have a few football team's worth of kids with women.

His legs are shaking and he says "Please don't say or do anything. I can't handle it." I said "So I can't do anything else with you today? Damn, I really wanted to too." I let him stand there for 10 minutes. He's still hard. That thing is NOT going down at all. I said "Look. You're still hard, and I'm still thirsty. If I blow you and you let me, start to finish, you'll feel better." He shudders a bit. I said fuck it, walked up to him, dropped on my knees while he's saying "Shit! No no no" and I suck his cock into my mouth. And again, he instantly blew, trying to push my head away but I didn't let him. I let him flood my mouth, it's running down my chin, I've got one hand on his shaft, one on his balls, and he's throbbing a mile a minute. He finally throbs his last and almost collapses, I'm trying my best to clean up the mayonnaise spill, and he looks at me.

I said "Feel better now?" He says "You didn't stop." I said "I'm sorry but look, you lived, you came, and you don't look so damn scared now. It wasn't that bad was it?" He said "No, it wasn't. And it felt like nothing I've ever felt before. Thank you." And yes, he was finally going limp too. I said "Now you won't be scared when you meet the right guy." He said "Yeah, you're probably right." I said "What about your friend? He likes sucking." Dude2 says "I don't know, wouldn't it be weird for us?" I said "Not really. You are friends, you both know the other is gay, all y'all lack is a place to go to have fun." He said "You have a place?" and he laughed. I said "Don't laugh. I do and I would be more than happy to have a 3some with y'all. And my neighbors know I'm a whore so THEY won't say shit." He stared at me "Really? I... we... uh..." and I said "It's just a thought. Y'all talk about it and let me know this weekend." We got back in the car, he drove me back to 'my spot', dropped me off and left.

The weekend comes and sure enough, both of them are in the car driving around. I see them, they stop, I get in and we drive off and around a bit. I asked dude2 "So did y'all talk any before coming out today?" Dude1 says "We're friends. We always talk. Was there something else you meant?" I looked at dude2 and said "You mean to tell me after blowing 10 pounds of cum out of that hot-ass cock, you didn't tell him?" Dude 1 looks at 2 big-eyed and said "WWHHAATT??" and I said "Yep. I'm pregnant." Dude 2 almost wrecked laughing so hard so we pulled into another parking area and talked.

Dude 1 and 2 talked with each other awhile, and 2 told 1 everything. Dude1 said "Damn, I wish I coulda seen it. Or ate it. I've been dying to have your cum." I said "The offer stands. Y'all at my place and we can 3some." Dude 1 says "I'm horny as fuck right now. Gimme that cock" to me, I'm horny too so I whip it right out, and he goes to town on me looking at dude2 while he does it, and reaches over to him to grab his cock. Dude2 does a whimper moan, I came instantly, dude1 got my last and said to 2 "Your turn. Feed me." and opened his mouth. I said to 2 "Go ahead, I wanna watch. And this one's free today." 2 finally whips it out, 1 goes to sucking, and 2 blows. 1 never missed a drop, drank it all. I said "Damn. Let's go to my place and cum all night!" They said they weren't prepared, but they would come back tomorrow and we'd make a day and night of it. We cleaned up, I got out, said "See y'all tomorrow!" and they left.

I never saw them again. I imagine they hooked up and never left the bed lol. Damn, and I really wanted to have a cum-fest with them too. Oh well, at least I helped a virgin out of his shell...

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