I cheated on every exam I've taken here. Here's how:

I show up to class right I have a notebook on my lap where I write down what the professor is talking about! Every one else messes around on their laptops playing games or scroling through memes, I'm the only smart one because I'm copying what the prof says (Real sneaky so no one notices.) Then, I look at these hand made notes for a few minutes everyday, increasing the time I look at them as I get closer to the every test. I walk in, take the test (remembering everything the professor said!) and then walk out of there Mission lmpossible style. It's almost impossible to get caught cheating this way. (secret)

Please don't snitch on me, I might get in trouble.