Just looking for a like-minded weird chick that will enjoy or at least pretend to enjoy my bad jokes, lame attempts at flirting, and hyper-fixation on vagina when spun. I have many hobbies, that I will try-out for about 36hrs and then never revisit no matter how much you bring it to my attention. I own a small business, so I have a lot of free time, stuck inside this store, chained to my Square terminal, pushin' bourbon bros into coppin' $500 bottles of what they will ultimately flush down the toilet.

If any of this sounds like a good time to you, feel free to hit me up once the Thorazine wears off and you've been released from your 72 hour hold.