If the power is going to be out all week and most of us are missing air conditioning and entertainment, why don’t we get ourselves sticky and sweaty for a reason?
Single, married, divorced, attached … whatever, let’s meet up somewhere in the dark and fill our time with wandering hands, soft lips and clapping cheeks. Because it’s only going to be the 2023 Tulsa Blackout once (hopefully), and wouldn’t you rather spend it horned up and stuck to a stranger?
I’m 36 years old, 5-foot-11 and rocking a dad bod, but what the hell, we don’t have to see each other in the light until the morning, and with any luck, we’ll both like what we see enough to roll with round two.
So what do you say? Are you tired of just driving around to charge your phone? Why don’t we get busy making a mess to clean up inside that’s more fun than the one in the yard outside.
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