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How I found out it’s obvious in a bathing suit
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I have always self consciously adjusted my bathing suit when I get out of water because I can feel the head and underside of my cock rubbing the front of my suit. I used to do it for comfort…until I was made aware that my “bulge” in a wet suit…well…stands out. Literally. I have a short cock, but I also have very big balls. The result is that my cock sort of sits on top of my balls like a shelf. It doesn’t hang. It points straight out. I didn’t think it was obvious. Suits bunch up, right? One say in college, I’m at a pool party floating on my back and my friend says “What’s THAT?” With a genuinely confused tone. I said “Uh, my dick.” Like”duh, everyone has one. Without pause he said “It’s so…pointy.” And the tone had caught the attention of a number of people at that point. No one laughed. Instead, they were all staring together at my crotch trying to figure out what was going on there. My little cock, hoisted up by my balls pointed straight up at the sky with wet cloth draped around it like a spike. Until one girl broke the silence with “It’s just shriveled up in the cold.” And people tried to change the subject. I then realized that no, people don’t just mistake the point in the front of my suit for bunched up cloth. I’m now very aware of just how obvious it is, and I notice the looks. I used to be embarrassed, but now I love having a little cock so I just let him point the way.

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