I was on vacation w my best friend and her family to celebrate her birthday. Me and her shared a bed in a room w her brother, while her parents were in the room next door.

Me and my friend were at the pool, but I finished the book I was reading, so I had to go back to the room to get a new one. While we were at the pool, her brother had gone to the gym, and I assumed the room would be empty. I just used my key, not thinking I needed to knock, and walked in.

This turned out to be a mistake, because right when I opened the door, her brother was yanking down his gym shorts and changing into his bathing suit. His headphones were still in, so he didn’t hear me, but when he stood up to grab his suit, he saw me and scrambled to cover up.

It was too late though, because I had already seen his tiny penis. I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt; I know guys shrink when they work out, but this was the smallest one I had ever seen. I pretended I hadn’t seen anything, but he was completely mortified.

He was awkward with me the whole rest of the trip. I think he’s embarrassed that I know his little secret.