So, I frequented a strip club near Seattle for a while. Kind of a dingy place with so-so dancers. Nothing great.

I used to go when I was bored during slow times, avoid the crowd and (rumor had it) maybe get extra for the dance fee.

One day I am there, it's a boring Sunday afternoon and the place is empty other than the bouncer, a few dancers. One of the girls comes up, acts friendly as they do, asks if I want a dance, which I accept.

We go back to the private area and she shakes her ass for a song. "Do you want the extra special dance for $??" She asks. Without question I say yes.

She sits on my lap, slides forward and moves a hand to unbuckle my belt then slides it down my waist band.

I'm already hard at this point. She feels it and I can practically feel her reaching for more. "Oh" I hear her say out loud (strippers breaking character is always interesting lol). She leans back and asks "do you like the two finger special big boy?" I damn near came right then.

Needless to say I hear that place got hit with a few investigations for various violations, but hey I had fun! (DMs open to all! :) )