So, I started dating a new woman a year ago. We start out with condoms and I discovered just before I need small condoms so I order a Smaller Sampler Pack and measure and get MySize 47s. We abruptly stop using condoms, I put them in a deep drawer and honestly forget about them. Flash forward almost a year later and I'm looking for somewhere to hide Christmas presents she won't find them and oh my god there are the condoms. It's so funny I have to share with her. I tell her something embarrassing happened with me finding them and show her the boxes.

She laughs and immediately blurts out "It's okay, I don't care." Then she sucks my dick for a bit before turning her attention back to them.

She looks at the sampler pack and says "I can't believe they put 'smaller' on the bag." Then she looks at the MySize 47s which show where they are on the size spectrum (second to smallest) and she examines that for a long time.

Then she's like well these will be great to have in case we ever need to use them again.