One of my wife's friends hosts a cookie exchange party every December. Fortunately, even though there are a few couples that show up together, it started as a "ladies night" thing and I'm not required to attend. Phewww! I do however had to make all the cookies and treats for my wife to take, but that's a small consolation.

Last Saturday night was this years cookie exchange and all went well. When my wife returned home around midnight, I was laying in bed reading. I asked her how it went and she told me about who all was there and what all happened. Then out of the blue she asks me, "What's the toilet paper test?"

I was a bit surprised and asked her what the context was. She said that she didn't hear to whole conversation but there was a group (two women there alone and one couple) who were kind of off to the side and were laughing and she kept hearing snippets of the conversation and it sounded like the 3 women were bragging to each other about how their husbands aced the "toilet paper test".

My first thought was, "Maybe I need to start going to this party!" lol. Then, I played dumb for a minute, but then my wife said she'd just google it, I finally fessed up and explained that the only TP test I'm aware of is comparing a man's penis to the cardboard tube toilet paper is wrapped around. That if a mans penis fills the tube and extends out past the end of the tube, he passes. If the penis is too big to even fit in the tube, then he Aces the test.

Needless to say, she wanted me to show her exactly how it's done. After a quick patrol of all our bathrooms I found an empty tube and had hatched a scheme to tell my wife that I couldn't take the test until she got me fully erect. Unfortunately, SPH is such a turn on to me, that in the time it took me to walk back across the house, I was already totally hard. Oh well.

I hand her the TP tube and she tells me to drop my shorts. I do as I'm told and she easily slides the tube over my little boner. Not only do I not extend out past the end of the tube, but the tube is also pretty loose on me. She kind of slides the tube up and down on my dick and then pushes it down against my stomach and then says, "That's a fail!"

I pull my shorts back on and crawl back in bed with her, snuggle up to her in a spoon and then apologized for failing the test. She chuckles a little then confesses that she knew what the test was and knew that'd I'd totally fail it, but thought I might enjoy it.

Awww, my wife is the absolute best!!!

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