I was jokingly talking to my wife about possibly unlocking me so that I could give her the plow with my little 4" pp. She immediately said not a chance and that it'll be a while before I get unlocked. Then the conversation moved to whether having sex with my small pp is even worth it or if it's better to just wait for a large 8 or 9" cock. From that she came up with the funniest and possibly the most accurate analogy that I've ever heard. We were both laughing our asses off as she was explaining this. This was a few days ago and after a full day of drinking in the pool, but here's my best recollection of what she said.

For a woman, you can think of how good a dick is vs its size like a snow plow on the highway during a winter snow storm. A big thick 8 or 9" cock is like the big highway snow plows. That's what you want. That's what you need. They have the huge plow on the front that gets the job done perfectly every time. It creates a big wide path for you to safely drive on, you're very grateful that they are there and it's the only plow you want to take care of you on the road.

A tiny 4" pp on the on the other hand is like an old rusted out S10 that barely runs and has a tiny plow on the front. You see one of those on the highway trying to plow you're like, what the fuck is that little piece of shit doing here? Is he serious with that? You don't belong here. All you're doing is getting in the way and making things worse for everyone but yourself. Just get out of the way so an actual plow can come in and get the job done or just let me do it myself by driving on an unplowed road. And of course all the guys that would be driving that truck would have the biggest shit eating grin ever, thinking they're king of the world and doing everyone a favor. That's pretty much what women think of really small dicks.

In between our laughing, I asked her if there were any scenarios that the S10 would be useful.

She never skipped a beat. I guess on the off ramps. In that scenario the S10 may not be perfect, but it's better than nothing. Off ramps are small enough that it can at least make a dent and you don't want to slide off that curve.

I was smirking and said, 'we're talking about anal, right?'

She laughed and said yes, that the offramps were like anal, but also oral. The S10 may not be what you want, but sometimes it's better than nothing. And sometimes the really big highway plows can be a bit oversized for an offramp. A good medium sized plow is perfect for those.

I asked what a medium sized plow was. She said like 7".

I said, 'so you're saying there's a chance for my little S10?'

She laughed, 'oh, there's always a chance. But I wouldn't hold your breath'