My wife and I are in an FLR and a PFM. In addition, she keeps me denied of orgasms 99% of the time. Basically I get to cum about once a year. Being orgasm denied and incredibly horny all the time leads to many embarrassing situations, such as...

Last fall we spent a Sunday afternoon hanging out with our lake friends on a beach. The water was still warm enough to hang out in, so we'd taken our mission mat our with us and had it anchored in about 4 feet of water with everyone kind of hanging out leaning on the mat, like a swim-up bar sort of thing. An hour or so after we'd been there, the youngest couple in our friends group showed up. They are mid-late 30s, where as the rest of us are 40s-50s. Also, Laney, the wife is positively gorgeous!! She is about 5'-5" tall, amazing legs, a perfect ass, smallish, but incredibly perky breasts, a beautiful face with shocking amber colored eyes and main of curly dark hair. I've been smitten since first meeting her. Plus, she wears really small bikinis!!!

After helping them beach up there boat, we all head back to the mat. I don't know why, but the gods were smiling on me, and she picked a spot right beside me at one corner of the mat. After the usual small talk, we tripped onto the topic of "big dick energy". It seems there were t-shirts being sold to celebrate a new football coach for our local collage team, that played on his name and the term bid dick energy. Classy fans!!

She asked me if I'd seen the shirts, which I hadn't. So she explains the concept to me and I decide to play dumb about the whole thing. So for the next 30 minutes she explains to me what "big dick energy" is, why she likes it in a guy, how it's different that just being arrogant. And, best of all I got her to tell me what she considers big, too big, small and too small. I made no confessions, but was rather excited to discover I fall in the "too small" category.

Needless to say, I was delighted with the conversation and was thrilled that the water totally hid the fact that I had a raging hardon the whole time!!! It was pretty cool standing there with a boner talking to the hottest woman on the beach, while surrounded by other people, with no one the wiser!

I'm sure I probably had a really contented look on my face, and then....

My lovely wife, who was at the opposite corner of the mat, tells me to go get her a beer.

This wasn't good. Being in an FLR, I am my wife's servant. I can't simply refuse to go back to the boat and get her a beer, on the other hand, I've always worn swim trunks with the mesh liner built into them, and even a tiny little boner is going to be blatantly obvious to anyone looking! As bad as that was, it go worse as my dream girl then says, "I need one too, so I'll go with you", then asks who else wants a drink. Turns out nearly everyone wants one! that's like 5 boats I'll need to crawl up on, leaving me elevated and in plain site of every single person on the beach, with the lovely Laney being right smack dab in the front row.

That's kind of the problem with an SPH fetish. Even though you crave the humiliation, it's still a bit overwhelming when it is suddenly going to be very public. But, that fear is also a huge turn on, so the erection you really want to go away, just gets harder! For someone who is denied PIV, I am now truly fucked!

Being trapped, I did the only thing I could think of. I mumbled something about how hot it was, and dunked myself under water and adjusted my trunks to hopefully use the waste band to hold my penis upright so it wouldn't make a little tent in the front. Then started thinking about every grandmother I've ever met in my life.

Walking and climbing on the the boats very carefully, I thought I'd done a pretty good job of getting away with it, until, after delivering everyone's drinks, I take my wife's beer to her last. As I step away to return to my corner of the mat, she steps with me and whispers in my ear, "That's a pretty pathetic little boner you got there!", and then lightly back-hands me in the balls.

Not sure else figured it out, but it was a total mind fuck thinking about it!

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