The other night my wife and I are sitting in our living room reading. My wife had the TV on to the Gameshow network and a rerun of Family Feud was playing. I was in the middle of a action sequence in my book, so I wasn't really paying attention, when I hear my wife say something that ended in "dick".

Obviously, that kinda got my attention, so I ask her, "what did you say?" She repeats, "My husbands little dick." I kind or gave her an "I don't get it look" and so she explains that the question on Family Feud was, "Name something a woman has that she wishes was bigger".

I say, "huh. I think it's more likely to be, Diamond, Boobs, Car, etc."

Eventually, one of the female contestants does guess "his privates", to which my wife gloats a little saying "See!"

But, the guess only got buzzed and a red X. So, gloating a little myself, I said, "Told you". My wife gives me a look and say she's throwing the bullshit flag, because she says, "if you asked 100 women, if they wished their husband had a bigger dick, at least 30 of them would say YES!" Then added, "you know for sure I would!"

We are into SPH, so it wasn't an unusual exchange for us. But it did get me thinking that it would be an interesting poll to see how close her guess of 30 women is.

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