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Finally asked my girlfriend why she lies about my size.
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There has been a few occasions where my girlfriend has ended up talking about my size in front of me; each time this has happened she’s told them that I’m 8”. Thankfully none of her friends have seen it, though there has been some close calls.

I finally asked her last night why she did this, thinking that it was to save me the embarrassment. She told me that she didn’t care about my embarrassment as she knows it’d turn me on, the real reason that she lies is because she’s ashamed of it and doesn’t want her friends knowing that she’s dating a man with a micropenis.

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