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r/trollingforababy

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This is a group for laughing at and mocking the awkward, ridiculous, and sometimes painful things we endure while trying for a baby. Trollingforababy is for people who are trying to conceive, and are not currently pregnant.

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Custom Crushing despair Placemat shopping & symptom spotting These are the rules. But yes my uterus is here for an interview. Hang in there girls—me to my vagina and uterus We’re chill. We time intercourse, but keep it fun. These are rational tears. OMG why didn't I think of that?! Staring into the void The universe vs. me Which end does this go in? Lacking in the egg department
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to r/trollingforababy by chocolatepeaches
1 year ago
Preview thumbnail for The Fertility Doctor I've Been Seeing For The Past Six Months Is...Pregnant & Showing image
The Fertility Doctor I've Been Seeing For The Past Six Months Is...Pregnant & Showing
Crushing despair
to r/trollingforababy by ericadarling
9 months ago
Preview thumbnail for It’s fine, I’m fine, everything’s fine. image
It’s fine, I’m fine, everything’s fine.
Staring into the void
to r/trollingforababy by 5sidesofranch
1 year ago
Preview thumbnail for Me acknowledging I don’t have time to obsess over my sudden fatigue and headache at 5 dpo because we’re hosting our parents for Thanksgiving and we’re millennials who don’t even have 6 matching water glasses, but knowing deep down I will pick the self-destructive path. image
Me acknowledging I don’t have time to obsess over my sudden fatigue and headache at 5 dpo because we’re hosting our parents for Thanksgiving and we’re millennials who don’t even have 6 matching water glasses, but knowing deep down I will pick the self-destructive path.
Placemat shopping & symptom spotting
to r/trollingforababy by 5sidesofranch
1 year ago
Preview thumbnail for MRW my husband acts like he didn’t know he was on call for AM sex the morning of ovulation day and I don’t have the patience for foreplay and just want to get a MFing coffee and get to work at a decent hour. image
MRW my husband acts like he didn’t know he was on call for AM sex the morning of ovulation day and I don’t have the patience for foreplay and just want to get a MFing coffee and get to work at a decent hour.
These are the rules.
to r/trollingforababy by radioactivecorncob
8 months ago
Preview thumbnail for Me to my husband after seeing how big my 600mg CoQ10 pill is 😬 image
Me to my husband after seeing how big my 600mg CoQ10 pill is 😬
to r/trollingforababy by 5sidesofranch
1 year ago
Preview thumbnail for When I show up to the fertility clinic for my saline sonogram and the lady checking temps asks me if I’m here for an interview. Sorry I wore my work clothes. It’s just literally in the middle of a work day. And I assume work is how people afford the expensive procedures you offer here. image
When I show up to the fertility clinic for my saline sonogram and the lady checking temps asks me if I’m here for an interview. Sorry I wore my work clothes. It’s just literally in the middle of a work day. And I assume work is how people afford the expensive procedures you offer here.
But yes my uterus is here for an interview.
to r/trollingforababy by 5sidesofranch
1 year ago
Preview thumbnail for My uterus trying to catch a fertilized egg. Bless her fucking heart. She tired and angry too. image
My uterus trying to catch a fertilized egg. Bless her fucking heart. She tired and angry too.
Hang in there girls—me to my vagina and uterus
to r/trollingforababy by 5sidesofranch
1 year ago
Preview thumbnail for Me the day before our first RE appointment pretending like I’m not desperate and completely losing my shit 🤡 image
Me the day before our first RE appointment pretending like I’m not desperate and completely losing my shit 🤡
We’re chill. We time intercourse, but keep it fun.
to r/trollingforababy by 5sidesofranch
1 year ago
Preview thumbnail for My husband searching his brain for safe words while I cry over residual BFPs 3 weeks post D&C after crying over BFNs for almost a year. image
My husband searching his brain for safe words while I cry over residual BFPs 3 weeks post D&C after crying over BFNs for almost a year.
These are rational tears.
to r/trollingforababy by 5sidesofranch
1 year ago
Preview thumbnail for My reaction when someone tells me vacation sex will definitely do it and I don't feel like explaining I ovulate before we leave. Totally. Who knows. image
My reaction when someone tells me vacation sex will definitely do it and I don't feel like explaining I ovulate before we leave. Totally. Who knows.
OMG why didn't I think of that?!
to r/trollingforababy by radioactivecorncob
8 months ago
Preview thumbnail for Sounds about right 😂 image
Sounds about right 😂
to r/trollingforababy by Tyraide25
8 months ago
Preview thumbnail for MRW my SIL’s 6th “secret” pregnancy is announced on accident by other SIL. Time for a tub of ice cream. image
MRW my SIL’s 6th “secret” pregnancy is announced on accident by other SIL. Time for a tub of ice cream.
Crushing despair