I am a waiter at a restaurant, and when things are slow I often hang out behind the bar. A customer sat at the bar and I started talking to him about whatever, he ordered food and we starting talking. He said that he just got kicked out of a reggae concert for smoking weed and he was waiting for his friends, and we laughed about that (their is a concert venue half a block down the street). I told him how I was at a Valient Thorr show not too long ago and my friends and I smoked a joint with maximum stealth, and I explained how to do so. He said he a had a cigarette pack full of joints and he and his friends had smoked all but two, so stealth wasn't really being considered at that point. We lol'd. Blah blah blah, after about 15-30 minutes he asked me, "Can I ask you a... kind of weird question?" and I thought he was going to ask if I had a girlfriend, as a a lot of gay guys think I am gay and it gets weird (I'm straight), but he actually asked if he could give me a joint if I gave him a shot. I told him I would totally do it, but I'm not a bartender; he was saddened by this. I then told him that I could, however, just give him some money; he agreed. I asked him how much he wanted and told me to just give him $5, and he ended up giving me two joints, which was an awesome deal. I weighed it later and it was a little past 0.8 grams, which is an amazing bargain here in the US of A. Best customer ever.

TL;DR I'm a waiter. Customer gave me 2 joints for 5 dollars. Vaporizing that pretty good weed now.