Intro: So i worked an eight hour shift at my retail job today, and honestly it wasn't bad! I like my coworkers and my bosses are cool, and I really like what we sell so I have a good time talking about it. ANYWAYS. I came home from work tonight and all my roommates were sleeping, so I figured I would smoke alone tonight. (we all usually chief). I decided to try and practice rolling blunts because they were roasting me saying I couldn't. I feel like after 20 minutes trying to close the damn thing with a lighter and a pen(idk) I got it closed. So i go down to the garage and smoke the entire thing to myself. I was so god damn high.

I think to myself that this is the perfect time to have my dinner after work and I go into the kitchen and do some like matrix rainman shit and like saw all the food that was mine in the fridge, and all the meals I could make out of it lmao. But I decide on steak and egg tacos.

This is where the Will Smith becomes relevant lmaoo: So I was listening to pandora on my phone while getting the steak seasoned and eggs beat and shit, and this fucking song comes on.

This song was the honestly most life changing thing that's ever happened to me while high. I felt emotions and mind sets that I never even knew existed. The song was "A Nightmare On My Street". I started off thinking oh my god Will Smith what the fuck lol what station is this on, but I decided that it was funny and I would keep it. He's so god damn goofy and clean and I was laughing so hard while making my damn food. But as I was listening to the lyrics I started to get scared and was like oh shit what if there was a nightmare on my Street ( My street name is Yew which is a kind of wood just like Elm....). I started like seeing shit in my perirpheal vision and I was tripping balls. But the song ended up being fine I think I don't really remember lol. The tacos turned out amazing.

Sorry