The world is on the brink of WW3. Tensions amongst nations are at an all time high. Selena Gomez writes a song so powerful that it unites everyone. People are crying on the street over how fantastic the song is. Enemies make amends. Friendships grow stronger. Long forgotten friendships are rekindled. Crime rates go down overnight. We find a cure to every disease out of the inspiration that the song brings us. It quickly rises to #1. Out of nowhere, Taylor Swift re-releases "The Alchemy" (Acoustic Version) (from the long pond sessions) (slowed down) ( till 3am sad girl autumn version) (Taylor's Version) CD for 24 hours only at Target at $19.99. It sells out within minutes. She shoots back up to #1. From her New York apartment, she giggles as she crosses Selena's name off her list. "another girlie bites the dust" she thinks to herself, as Travis walks in with a Chinese finger trap he can't get out of.