I am a 5’10” woman with size 12 feet. My friend is 6’ and wears a 12.5 shoe. We were joking around about celebrities we could contact to send us their cast off shoes since we can’t afford customs (most women’s sizes stop at 11) and we heard that Paris Hilton wears the same size. While joking, knowing Taylor is about our height, we googled her shoe size:

It’s an 8.5

Now, some of you will likely understand that the physics of that doesn’t make sense. So I did more googling. Apparently, she’s a European 40 which translates to a size 9.5 in the U.S. so still seems fishy but slightly more realistic.

I googled some more and apparently at some point a South American fan caught a broken heel that indicated she has a size 10 or higher foot. I also googled pictures of her feet and determined that the proportions look way too normal for her to have a size 8.5 foot.

This all brings me to my question:

Who the fuck makes sure that a false shoe size goes out on the internet?

This is such a weird thing to lie about and yet I am CONVINCED.

Why is Taylor lying about her shoe size? Wrong answers only, please. Photo support in comments.

Edited to add: Y’all, this is clearly a joke. I can’t take another update about someone’s height and shoe size. It’s a joke, my dudes…