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22 [m4f] can I... consensually creep on you?
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Shoddy_Walrus_3791 is a male age 22 looking for a female
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Heh heh heh...

Hey cutie...

You come here often? Sorry I know that's a little cheesy... I don't have a lot of experience with uh women... I know it's awkward to mention that, but I was hoping I could uh... pick on someone my own size if you know what I mean hehe. What do I mean? Oh heh heh... Hmm... I'm not sure.... Sweetie... I hope you don't mind if I call you that by the way, I just... got lost... staring at you- I mean watching- I mean um... I noticed you over here all... alone hehe. You looked like you could use some company. And I was too busy lost in thought, so I didn't really come up with a pick up line heh heh... hmm? What was I thinking about? Oh... cutie hehe... I couldn't help but notice this slender... and delicate... little g- uh grass. Grass. It's uh... beautiful... like... you hehe. How's that for a pick up line? Huh? You wanted to ask me something else too? Well alright then... My my, such a curious thing mhm. Wha- what's a pick up line? Ohhh, I'm going to have a lot of fun with you. Well I just saw you over here, and you were alone in the heat. Look... your uh... your bu- uhhh behind area is like... probably not feeling good. I can see heh heh you got your little pant- um... I'm sorry I keep stumbling over my words. Your skirt got all sweaty from you roasting in the s- sun. You're so... leaky heh heh... Huh? No! I wasn't blushing or uh giggling... That's not really... What men are supposed... to do? You know? Why not? Well it's just... Y-you think it's c- cute? You? Think I'm? Cute?

Darling... I think I'll finally tell you what a pick up line is heh heh... Have you...

ever...

cut yourself before...?

I'll teach you what a pick up line is. You'll get a lot more pick up lines from me, surrounded in ropes and if your pretty little face had less... had less...

skin.

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...

...

Follow me.

(Haiii, not really an rp kinda guy, I just have been feeling... urges that are not the most... socially adjusted, and so, I am seeking someone consenting who doesn't mind my violent fantasies? I don't want to hurt you for real or whatever. It's not about that. I just would like someone I click with that I can be myself around. Someone who doesn't mind a guy who uh just fantasized about carving someone lol. I'm not doing that fr. I just want to... keep you safe and creep on you in ways that I... idk. I think you get the idea. I feel down and depressed, and I'd like to feel up lol... ehhhh hmu, I feel apathetic after writing that all out of my system. 18 women only (duh)).

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