wh- what do you mean i’m not supposed to speak for trans people?? i’m gay, i’m basically one of you!!

huh? why would i use my cisgendered voice and perspective to denormalize transphobia in every space I visit? i just told that transphobe that no trans person would ever fuck them, what more do you want?

wait, you want me to cut off transphobic people from my life?? even the other gay ones????? but their transphobia doesn’t count/is at least more valid then a het person’s!! plus, i have trans friends too, really!!!!

wow, ok. fine. you win. any time i clock one of you trannies in public (and we always can, btw) i’ll ‘do allyship.’ but don’t you dare expect me to respect that ‘neopronouns’ garbage. we’re gonna lose so many elections over it.