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Help making the WORST names, please.
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I have a murder mystery dinner coming up this weekend, and the character I'm supposed to play is a mother of nine babies, all nine months old. Gender is not specified. I need 9 absolutely brutal names, preferably all starting with the same letter (because OF COURSE). Give me your most cursed names, please, so that when I'm in character, I can put Hello My Name Is stickers on each of the baby dolls!

I don't care what the first letter is, as long as I can get 9 that match. I just really need awful, awful names.

ETA: I'm having trouble replying to everyone, but thank you all so much for your ideas! They are truly inspired and horrible, which is perfect. I'll post an update with what I go with and a picture of the "babies" with their name tags!

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lol that's what I said

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Literally a real name I came across once.

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