This place is an absolute fucking mess. Why does anyone like it? To feel and look more important than they are to their 364 Instagram followers back in their hometown of wherever-the-fuck?

The decor is fake fancy, anyone who thinks otherwise hasn’t actually been anywhere legitimately nice

The bathrooms were filthy and absolutely disgusting - toilet paper all over the floor, empty ice coffee cups on toilet paper holders, pools of water, clumps of hair

he staff is holier than thou and rude. Everyone there as an attendee seems absolutely full of themselves and standoffish, like they think going there makes them chosen by god. Reminds me of LA in the worst way possible, and feels like a cult of delusional people

I was willing to give it a fair shake and was excited to try the place out but oh my god. Everything about it is a fucking disaster

Overcrowded classes with not even an inch away from the person next to you. And assigned spots, too, which makes no fucking sense. Who needs an assigned spot in a yoga class? The hippie dip fake gurus they have teaching these classes are also a fucking mess. I feel bad for anyone seeking a genuine experience who finds themselves in this sorry ass excuse for a facility

Don’t waste your time at this insane place

The people are as fake as the facade. Goes to show you really can’t buy class