I remember back when MTV actually showed music videos while I was getting ready for school a song came on. I have no recollection of lyrics or beat but I remember parts of the music video.

The video was about 2 grown white guys (one of the guys had glasses) going to party. The two guys weren't really 'cool' so before the party started they got tried to make themselves cooler.

The guy without the glasses stuffed his pants with paper towels to make his junk look bigger. While he was at the party he went in a hot tub with a few girls in it to show his junk off to them. While he was in the the hot tub the paper towels floated up and all the girls left the tub when they saw it.

I don't remember what the guy with glasses was doing in the party but the video would cut away from the party to show him in the music studio singing the song that was playing and hitting some high notes.

The video ends with the 2 guys drinking some booze in some brown paper bags.

I remember seeing the song another day the same week but that was it.

Edit:YOU GUYS ARE AMAZING. I remembered a few things incorrectly like the guys in the studio were the ones drinking the booze and there actually being 4 dudes but thats what happens only having a memory of something. All this time I thought might've been crazy about this song being real. I dont have any silver or gold or even know how to get them but I would give all of you some!

2nd Edit: it was "Its not a scene Its an arm race" by fallout boy