...I can't believe I keep forgetting to do this. 😅

1) The girl who hogged all the blankets
[silly][teasing][dirty talk][BLANKET BURRITO]
This was an attempt to make "blanket burrito" stuff sexy. >_> Because hogging all the blankets is bad, and bad girls need to be... punished, I guess...? OK, that's not a particularly deep story, but work with me here. :'D

2) An entirely innocent treatment for sick girls
[humor][dirty talk][cunnilingus][cuddlefuck][creampie][dorky]
Just your regular "taking care of a sick girl" audio. Actually, I take that back, it's not "regular" because this is actually extremely innocent. Extremelyyyyy innocent. Because some people insist that I do dirty things, and this is proof that I am as pure as fresh snow. >_>

3) An aquarium audio
[silly][it's REALLY silly]
So this audio wasn't posted on GWA, but on another subreddit that has since gone private. 😅 The basic premise -- which arose after multiple discussions across several Reddit threads -- is that a couple goes to an aquarium for a date, and have sneaky sex there... but there were a few other ideas thrown in:
- The girl gets edged and can't cum until the guy says "BOOM SHAKA LAKA." Yes, this is a reference to Big Bang's "Fantastic Baby" song. no it doesn't make any sense even if I explain it
- There are Little Mermaid puns? :'D
The end result was this very... "special" audio. 😅

4) A sneaky snugglefuck at your relatives' house
[humor][dirty talk][breast worship][cuddlefuck][creampie][Darth Vader pajamas]
Just your typical "hey let's visit your relatives and do hanky-panky at their house" audio. Yup. Nothing unusual about this audio at all. >_>

5) A late night language lesson
[Tagalog][bilingual][BFE][gentle mdom][teasing][sweet][kissing][impreg][script-fill]
As someone who only barely speaks Tagalog, filling this script seemed awfully... well, appropriate, considering it's about a guy who's being taught Tagalog and must prove his understanding to his teacher's... satisfaction. ;D

6) Can I taste your bubble tea?
[Tagalog][bilingual][oral sounds][wet sounds][req-fill]
In which I find some girl trying to stir her boba tea with her fingers, but she gets shy about it. But because I'm a big believer in enjoying boba tea, I offer to help stir her boba tea with my fingers, because of course I would do that. It's finger-licking good. 😇

7) A food-domming audio o.o
[gentle mdom][cunnilingus][blowing air on clit][creampie]
Another "special" audio from a now-private subreddit. The premise -- again discussed across multiple Reddit posts -- is as follows:
- I bring home a certain girl's favorite food.
- If she cums before "the right time," then I'll eat her favorite food in front of her.
- If she can hold out long enough, she "wins" and can eat her favorite food
Yup, nothing unusual going on here at all. :'D

8) Don't Pretend
[foreign language][Tagalog][rape][coercion][dubcon][bf/gf][creampie][script-fill]
This audio may be a little different from my usual stuff... but no /u/Quijana script goes unfilled! \o/ Anyways, some girl invites her boyfriend over while her parents are out of the house, and hijinks ensue. Awful, manipulative, fuccboi hijinks. With creampies. :')

9) 23 seconds of "fireworks"
[man sounds][not an Ollivander's wand][feeling the magic][letting the Force flow through me][Crouching Tinkles, Hidden Eggplant]
So fast, it's quicker than some YouTube ads! \o/

10) No matter how many people want you, you belong to me
[cunnilingus][creampie][possessiveness][DD/lg][exhibition][light spanking][gentle mdom][req-fill]
A request-fill for someone who wanted to know that, no matter how many random strangers polish their wands to her on the Internet, she still belongs to someone special. Also, the request called for DD/lg and ownership stuff. The bad jokes were thrown in as extra. :'D

11) Yeah, I saw your sexy pictures... wait, you think I'm going to blackmail and rape you now? o.o
[silly][creampie][breast worship][kisses][teasing][friends to lovers][dorky][req-fill]
Someone asked for one of those "I know you post sexy stuff on Reddit, so I'll blackmail you in exchange for hanky-panky" audios. You know, dark and scary stuff. Clearly I'm the best person for the job. >.>

12) I saw your sexy photos - DARKER EDITION
[coercion][blackmail][rape][whispered dirty talk][creampie]
OK, so I felt juuuust a little bit bad that someone asked for a dark and scary audio and got comedy... so I went and tried to make it more dark. Sort of. :')

13) After a long day, you need a massage :3
[kissing][teaasing][dirty talk][creampie][massage]
Now for a more cute and cuddly request-fill! \o/ Someone wanted to hear a sweet and relaxing audio after a long day of work, so this one has lots of cuddling and kissing and reassurance.

14) When kuya visits your gloryhole
[rape][incest][impreg][creampie][degradation][a very small amount of Tagalog]
Man, these dark audios really pile up, don't they? :'D Anyways, I was inspired by a really good audio someone else did, which led to discussing the creation of this audio, and, well... the rest is history. :3

15) Until the fire dies out
[script-fill][RAPE][tied up][knifeplay][creampie][fingering]
Whew, that was a lot of dark audios all at once. 😅 I think this script-fill was my last "dark" audio for 2017. Anyways this was a "crazy stalker ties you up" kind of audio -- it was devoid of any jokes, so I filled the time-stamps with lots jokes to compensate. >.>

16) Post school-exam aftercare
[silly][kisses][cunnilingus][creampie][cuddles]
Just your typical "let me reward you for being such a good girl who works hard" kind of audio. It's pretty much standard Tinkly fare after all those dark audios. X3

17) Khajiit has wares if you have... payment :3
[Skyrim][fantasy][cunnilingus][creampie][kissing][req-fill]
Being a huge Skyrim fan -- my name is taken from my Skyrim character, after all -- I couldn't NOT fill this request for some sweet Khajiit hanky-panky, accent and all. :3

18) Care to lie with a prince?
[Game of Thrones][Oberyn][Oral sex][cunnilingus][14:15][script-fill
...and right after the Khajiit audio, someone commented that my Khajiit accent sounds like Oberyn Martell's accent, so I wound up doing this too. Let me bring out my inner Viper and speak Parseltongue on your Chamber of Secrets... whoops, wrong fictional world >.>

19) A little early-morning birthday girl appreciation :3
[kisses][cuddles][breast worship][creampie][10:26]
It might not be your actual birthday today, but in the words of Katy Perry, "I'll make it like your birthday everydayyyyyy~" OK seriously though, I just wanted to do a cute and cuddly audio. :3

20) When you tell her she's gorgeous but she refuses to believe you, there's only one thing to do >:3
[silly][cunnilingus][teasing][breast worship][tummy worship]
Have you ever complimented some good-looking person on their appearance, only for them to constantly refuse to believe you? I, Super Bolero Mister Tinkles, know that struggle all too well. >.> Anyways, of course the mature response in that situation is to just brush it off or at least pretend to brush it off and then secretly cry about it afterwards, but this is a sexy audio and brushing things off isn't sexy... instead, you must seduce that other person and then troll them in a sexy way! VIVA LA revolution EGGPLANT! \o/

...whew, I can't believe that was all of them.

And in case you missed them:

2016 audio list

2015 audio list

Enjoy! \o/