Tinder for Toxic Relationships: Swipe Right on Your Next Bad Choice!

Are you tired of swiping left on potential soulmates who respect you, communicate openly, and just generally don't turn your life into an episode of a bad reality show? Do you yearn for the hopeful dysfunction that can only come from a whirlwind romance with someone inexplicably wrong for you? Well, saddle up, buttercup, because we've got the app for you!

Introducing Tinder for Toxic Relationships (TTR), the innovative solution for people who aren't content with healthy love. With TTR, you can:

Swipe Right on Your Next Bad Choice! Our sophisticated algorithm matches you with partners who will undoubtedly shatter your heart into a million jagged pieces. Finally, an app that caters to your self-destructive tendencies!

Loyalty Over Logic: Say goodbye to thinking things through! Stand by your terrible choices with our Loyalty feature, promising you won't walk away until you've endured scorching heartache, turmoil, and at least one restraining order.

Discover the Joy of Healing: Our app is scientifically designed to ensure you'll need months—if not years—of therapy. Dive into a new world of personal growth as you learn to recognise your pattern of choosing the wrong people. Embrace the healing journey you never asked for!

Reconciliation Roulette: We don't believe in letting go of the past—or toxic partners. With our revolutionary Reconciliation Roulette feature, you can reconnect with your ex who's still popping up in your "People You May Know" section, because why not invite more disappointment into your life?

Why settle for love when you can have a love-hate relationship that keeps you guessing? At TTR, we believe in the healing power of reconciliation, the dignity of questionable choices, and that you should never have to go through another healthy goodbye again.

Download Tinder for Toxic Relationships today! Because life's too short to spend with someone who actually treats you well. Let's make bad decisions together! 💔🔥

Disclaimer: Tinder for Toxic Relationships is not responsible for any heartbreak, financial ruin, or restraining orders resulting from use of this app. Swipe at your own risk! Remember, sometimes love means emptying your bank account, ignoring all the red flags, and permanently moving to an undisclosed location. 😊