LET'S GOOOOO! PLAYING AT HOME BUT TECHNICALLY THE AWAY TEAM. IDGAF. WE ARE GOING TO WIN! I'M AT THE GAME TONIGHT SO I'LL UPDATE AS I CAN!

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Hell Boy Tifo looked good from the back! Who has a pic of the front?

Portland Timbers 0 - 5 Wankouver Whitecraps

15' - First shot of the night goes to us! Cagey first 15'

20' - couldn't get it clear and they score.

23' - customary yellow for Chara. total bullshit.

24' - welp. Fuck. They scored again

26' - Chara could easily have a second yellow there. He was probably fouled right before, but fuck.

31' - unbelievable. Another goal them. Will be a total miracle if we get back in this.

36' - 4v2 and we can't connect 1 pass. Play it straight out of bounds for a goal kick. Ice cold.

40' - Evander finally decided to shoot. Good chance. Forced a save.

44' - good ball in from a FK and Ayala gets a skipping header, but over the bar.

4 minutes stoppage for this fucking joke of a half.

Halftime

I don't think I need to say much about that. But we are bad.

Looks like Williamson and Moreno coming on. Maybe Kamal Miller too. He is knocking a ball around too.

Williamson, Moreno, & Kamal ON /// Chara, Bravo & Zuparic OFF

48' - We got a shot off! Lol

50' - another shot! Way off target, but we shot!

51' - they scored again. I can't reasonably be expected to believe we are coming back after this. But I'm here for it.

58' - we got another shot!

59' - they scored again. Lol I mean....

68' - come hang out in 105 if you are around

84' - lol @ getting instructions as a Vancouver sub right now. "Literally do anything you want."

85' - "let them fight" chant breaks out.

87' - could have been 6. FK header over the bar.

Game over

Literally the worst game ever.