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TIFU by Letting a Spider Loose
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Tonight I was in my bedroom with the door closed. I was getting up to get some snacks when I found a spider on the side of my door frame. Now it's important to point out that while I was already having anxiety for unrelated reasons, I generally don't have anxiety towards spiders and I actually think they're kinda cute.

The spider is only the size of a cherry including its legs. But I specifically don't like how its legs are pointy, like needles at 90° angles. All black. I don't like taking care of bugs that crunch though, so I went to go get a family member. I got distracted opening the door and next thing I know, it fucking jumps! Right into my laundry! You bet your ass I shook those baskets around, but to no avail. Alas I'm freaking out because I'm about to go to bed. Wish me luck!

TLDR: TIFU by underestimating my fear of jumping spiders and not smooshing it when I should've.

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