As the title may suggest todays fuckup was a rather unhealthy one.

Today while leaving work I saw I’d missed my bus by about 15 minutes so I had three quarters an hour to kill so I do some light shopping, needed painkillers so let’s go to the supermarket across from the hospital I work at.

So I’m browsing the isles, I grab some ibuprofen and think I’ve not eaten all day, taking these on an empty stomach is a big no-no. So I’m heading down the refrigerator looking for some food to take it with and there I spot the milkshake. A little 250ml bottle for about £2, should have been a red flag but this is a more upmarket area than I’m used to so fuck it. I go to pay, no drama there.

I head back to the bus stop, pop a couple of pills and take a swig of the drink and oh boy is it thick. And disgusting. I just think it’s a thick milkshake and with it being rather dark I can’t see the label so I reluctantly neck the rest to take the pills and chuck it away.

Cue the bus, I feel a bit queasy. So I’m trying to think what could have caused this, so I check out the ‘milkshake’ product description online.

Flavoured heavy cream. About 900 calories.

I did end up vomiting a bit so knock a few off but it’s not ideal.

Tl/dr: bought what I thought was a milkshake, was heavy cream. Drank it.