Today was a beautiful, sunny, warm California day. My fiancé and I spend at least half of the week working from home together, so our afternoons tend to be spent completing chores, working out, anything really. Well today, the mood hit me. There I saw him, sitting in the backyard hammock, and thought “hmm, outdoor sex swing”.

Well Reddit, let’s just say hammocks don’t make the safest sex swings. I went outside and laid down in the hammock beside him... after some time things began getting a bit hot and heavy, so I told him to take off my pants to keep things going. I stood up from the hammock to have him take them off, then went to sit/lay back down in the hammock (I’m sure you can see where this is going...)

With a cloud of horniness fogging my brain, I sat down with no thought of the hammock itself and how they function. I failed to open the hammock back up. This resulted in my entire body being thrown backwards since there was no material to support me. The consequence was me flying ass-up, over the side and a very hard hit to the head. The moon was shining in our backyard to say the least.

Luckily, my head seems to be okay, minus a dull throb. Next time I will try not to fuck up and save myself the pain of a sore noggin.

P.S. don’t worry, sexy time wasn’t ruined.

TL;DR I forgot how hammocks worked, which resulted in me falling backwards and hitting my head really hard while trying to have sex with my fiancé.