I woke up in the wee hours of the morning today and felt hungry so I grabbed a pack of peanut butter crackers I had been saving for this exact kind of moment. I laid there in bed enjoying my snack before falling asleep mid bite. I woke up a few hours later with crumbs everywhere and put the remaining crackers back on my dresser. Then I rolled over to snuggle back into the sheets and return to dreamland. As I rolled over I felt something solid in the bed, assuming it was a cracker I lazily dropped in my sleep I popped that sucker straight in my mouth without a thought. That is when I realized it wasn’t a cracker at all. It was a half chewed piece of a dog treat my dog had lovingly left in my bed. I put it all the way in my mouth. I will never eat in bed again.

TLDR Mistook a dog treat for a cracker and attempted to eat it in the middle of the night