Oh lord. Ok, so I've recently recieved my medical marijuanna license. Figuring out the dosing on such things is kind of trial and error. Welp, I f'ing error-ed. Liked majorly.

A little background on my grand history of pot usage- nearly none. I've taken a puff once or twice as a youngin, but in no way have a strong tolerance to it yet. (I'm a 37 F)

So, I took a single puff off the vape pen. Like I'd done before. But, while holding in the smoke, my phone rang. In case it was one of my childrens' schools, I jumped up to answer. BIG mistake. I choked down much more smoke than usual. At first I thought I was ok. But then I started feeling it. Thank whatever higher dieties yall believe in that my mother was here to spend the night, because I wouldnt have made it without her.

At first I felt like I could run a marathon! Mostly because the bits and pieces that usually pain me were too numb to feel at all. Then time started to slow down, and events were repeating themselves. I'd have a conversation, the a few minutes later have the EXACT SAME ONE AGAIN. I ended up laying down to ride out the rest of this tsunami. I felt sideways. I forgot how to blink. I came up with some fantastic ideas to write about, but forgot how to English. So I took voice notes on my phone, but I'm afraid to look at them because I'm sure they're indecipherable.

It took me a whole day and a half before I wanted to try it again. Having that reaction scared me a bit!

TL;DR - I accidentally got too high to function and scared the crap out of myself. All perfectly legal.