The usual I'm on mobile so sorry if it comes out like crap and this happened last week so onto the story..

I woke up one a typical wenesday morning except I have a day off and I had a appointment for my cars N.C.T. (road Worthy test for anyone doesn't know what it is) but I didn't have to be there forlike another 2half hours so I text my girlfriend good morning and started chatting since she was in work and I was off I started sending her naughty texts and that sort of stuff and things got a little heated for her been in work couldn't do anything about it...

So fast forward a bit and I'm about to leave go to my car test appointment and I link my phone to car system to listen to music and incase get a phone call while driving. This is where the fuck up begins. I park up turn off my car walk into the center and sign the forms hand my car keys over to the guy he takes my keys and drives my car to start the test. (Not a very big garage) so I'm there standing looking through the window of the reception area watching the guy do his thing testing out parts the car testing the brakes clutch etc and I feel my phone vibrate so I pick it up and look and it's the gf ringing me she must be on her lunch. not reliasing I left my Bluetooth on and it automatically connected to the car with the mechanic sitting in it .... I answer it's hello sexy...... No respone... I'm like babe I can't hear you... Do this three more time decide to walk out front door of the reception thinking bad signal in the shop to walk out to hear her voice as loud as possible saying." I SAID IM GOING TO JUMP YOU WHEN I GET HOME AND RIDE THAT D*CK ALL NIGHT" ... To my embarrassment I turn around to the mechanic looking at me in disbelief as if I was actually talking to him and I was going to do it to him..

I just hung up the phone turned it off and walked back into the shop with a really red face and he'd down waiting for my car to be finished... 5 minutes later it's done my mother fucking name gets called out I go collect my keys and form from the mechanic and I couldn't look him in the eye he just said she passed with a smile on his face.. now I have to use a different garage can't show my face there again...

Told my girlfriend what happened when she got home and she fucking broke her ass laughing and says it's karma for teasing her all morning. She's telling all her friends about it.

TL;Dr left my phone connected to my cars Bluetooth while getting tested and my gf rang me saying dirty things.